'Twas the quest, the Holy Grail,
To find a love for Merlin,
But lack of cast, and prophecy,
Sent every fangirl whirling.
We thought of Gwen, the lady's maid,
Seems she's after Lancelot,
And thanks to legend, Morgana
Will soon be on the trot.
We hunted high, we hunted low,
Yes, we even thought of Will,
But being dead, a special guest,
His place we had to fill.
King Uther's not for Emrys,
So we'll move on to Nimueh,
Yet, due to plots, and CGI,
That character did flay.
Ah, wait, one more we find,
To put all the rest to shames,
He'd blond, a knight of Camelot,
And played by Bradley James.
Despite the watershed, and myth,
We couldn't ship them faster,
So come on Colin, BBC,
Let Merlin marry Arthur!
