Disclaimer: I do not own Touhou Project.
A/N: ...These three again? Seriously?
Next Touhou fic I'll try to use Yasaka Kanako X Moriya Suwako, even if one of them IS a loli...
Reisen Undongein Inaba was awoken by a noise.
'...What was that?' she wondered, sitting up in bed. Her long, floppy rabbit ears twitched slightly, searching for a direction of where the noise had arisen from. Even though she was surrounded by the darkness of the night, her lunar eyes made it easy to see. Climbing out of bed, Reisen quietly walked out into the hallway, and she once again heard the same noise. This time, she caught whiff of an odd smell as well.
'Now there's a smell this time...? I kind of recognize it, too, but I can't pinpoint it specifically...just what the hell is all this? What's going on?' Tracking down the scent, Reisen found herself making her way towards Eirin Yagokoro's bedroom. The door was slightly ajar, and rays of lamplight from within the room were filling the dark hallway. As she drew closer, Reisen heard moans and groans coming from inside. The lunar rabbit girl's cheeks flushed brightly.
'Holy crap,' she thought in both horror and disgust, 'Is...is Eirin-san doing what I THINK she's doing in there...?!!'
Reisen was about to peek inside, just for the hell of it...when she heard the voice of Lunarian Princess Kaguya speaking. Reisen froze in her tracks.
"Ooh...oh god...E-Eirin, it feels so good..."
Reisen heard Eirin let out a light chuckle. "Well, my darling little flower...we're just getting started..."
"Oh, I love you so much, Eirin...keep making love to me..."
"...Don't worry, I will..."
Reisen placed a hand over her mouth, and her eyes grew wide. 'OH DEAR LORD...THEY'RE HAVNIG GAY SEX!!!' she thought. All of the heat rose in her face, and Reisen was about to head back, pretending that she hadn't just stumbled upon anything secretly perverse, when Kaguya's next words suddenly captured her interest in its entirety.
"Oooh, yeah...stick it in further in, Eirin...further...oh god, yes..."
"I'm trying as hard as I can," Eirin groaned, "But...but it's already pretty far in...I don't know if I can push it any deeper...my penis is so hard right now...ugh..."
A powerful shiver crawled up Reisein's back. 'P...P...Penis?!!'
