A.N.- I was watching "Freak the Freak Out"... Again. I started thnking about where they got the self help book from, because I doubt any of them would want to go up and buy it from Borders or wherever... It kinda evolved into this... Enjoy! (And did you know that the "..." is called an elipse!:) Okay, here it really is...
I don't F***ing own Victorious! It wouldn't be about Tori if I did...
"I've got the stuff," Jade said with a confidant- slash- devious edge to her voice. "Tori, it's time to make you look hideous..."
"Um, I don't really feel comfortable with this..."
"My brother said he didn't feel comfortable right before that clown attacted him," Cat piped in, giggling.
"Clown? Oh, NEVERMIND CAT!" Tori said, effectively cutting the "out-there" girl off.
"Now Tori... It is important you stay very still... Not breathing would be nice," Jade said with a smirk.
"Hey! And where did you get this stuff anyway?"
"The make-up is my leftover from Halloween, the clothes are my aunts, and the book is mine," she said with a smirk.
"Halloween? Only you would dress up to scare little kids."
"Oh, Vega, you know me so well..."
"Wait! You said the book is yours?"
"Not by choice."
"Then why... " Jade cut her off.
"Every year my mom gives me one for my birthday. Appearently, she thinks I'm not normal and need help."
"Your not... OW!" Tori yelled when Jade pulled her hair a little too tight.
"Oh, sorry, was that too tight?"
"Um, ye... Never mind."
Fin.
That's it folks... I know it's short but I didn't know what else to write. Shalom!
-ShiftyEyesAndAnEvilSmile
