Title: Getting Tough
Characters: America, China
Challenge: 13: Spook
Bonus Words: pumpkin, terror, bones
Rating: T for language.
Summary: So, the world was watching the US Presidential Candidate debate, and China flinched at a certain line/argument being made.
A/N: I HAD to do this. It could not go unnoticed and if it has been done by someone before this, I'm sorry! No copying was intended. I loved that argument, though, the one about China. Just read on and you'll know what I mean.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
Part of LiveJournal's HetaChallenge Monthly Theme Challenge!

America and China were dressed in their costume, ready for the 31st with their plastic pumpkins, watching the US Presidential debate in the middle of October. America wasn't really as attentive as he should have been, considering it was his country, but China was actually paying attention. He had reason to worry about it for the foreign affairs the nations held. The men kept debating and came across a matter involving the Eastern nation.

He hit the Western nation with his Hello Kitty plushy, looking scared out of his mind, terror visible in his eyes, and his usual skin tone looked like the color of bones from the fake skeleton hanging outside America's door.

"What the hell, China? Hitting me with that thing won't make it any softer!"

"It not that, you idiot!" China said. "It your bosses. They said they want to get tough on me! You know that would suck!"

"Hey, it's not my fault!" America said as he dodged the plushy. "They're saying everything's made in China and they think that's why my economy's going down!"

"Tell them to stop it! They scaring and making me mad at same time!"

"But I can't stop them. I'm a country, and one of them's going to be my boss. You don't think that scares the shit out of me? Neither one's gonna care if I argue," America explained.

"You have a point there," China sighed. "Just, try not get too tough on me because I know those bastards will order cuts be made. And iff they start with that subject again, I'm going to make sure Hello Kitty plushies never make it to your country," China mumbled.

"You're going to upset a lot of little girls," America pointed out.

But in the same three minutes of argument, China was mentioned more than once, and America ended up paying for it by getting whacked until he saw feathers for stars.


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