Balls

Alfred F Jones got up one morning. He was sleeping next to his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland. "Bitch, wake the fuck up," Alfred said putting his penis into Arthur's face.

"What the bloody hell do you want?" Arthur yelled and asked. Alfred looked outside.

"There are huge motherfucking balls outside!" Alfred yelled.

"Is Francis out there again naked? I'll go get my tennis racket." Arthur said, getting up. He looked outside too. "What. There are rather big balls out there."

"See, whore! Let's go outside!" Alfred said, but Arthur held him back.

"No. Let's stay inside," He said in a seductive voice, "They'll go away."

"Hell no, bitch!" Alfred said, getting out, "I rather miss sex and go out and play with those balls!" Alfred went outside and kicked a huge ball. Francis set out a glass of milk for Alfred. "Oh fuck yeah! Some motherfucking milk!" Alfred yelled and drank it.

Francis watched as Alfred drank the milk and he laughed. He put ecstasy in the milk.

Then sex happened. As Arthur watched from inside, who started to masturbate.