Title: Telling You So
Characters: Spain, Mexico
Challenge: 13: Spook
Bonus Words: pumpkin, terror, bones
Rating: K+
Summary: Spain warns Mexico about her eating habits and then hears the news about America.
A/N: A complementary fic for Told You So! I think America is #1 in obesity and Mexico is #2 in the world. This is why I love them as my crack!pairing, but not for this fic, sadly.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia.
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"Don't you want to watch what you eat?" Spain asked Mexico as he saw her eating pumpkin pie.

"But it tastes so good," she said. "Have a piece! Have a taco!"

Spain made a face and rejected her offer, only causing her to continue eating.

"Seriously, Mexico, you have to be careful with all this stuff. You've been over eating just like America and you don't want to have his obesity spot, right?" Spain prompted, hoping he would get some reaction out of her.

"That's America's way of living. And it's mine also," Mexico pointed out. "How am I supposed to keep up with all the innovative ways of cooking the world has to offer? I get their recipes and make them all Mexican. Like what we did to the hotdog and burger," she explained.

Spain watched in disgust as Mexico ate another taco. "You do know America suffered a heart attack recently, right?"

Mexico dropped her taco. "Really?" she asked, terror lingering in her voice. "Why?"

"He ate too much fast food."

"I don't eat a lot of McDonald's like him," Mexico said.

"But your taco diet is pretty big, if you haven't noticed. Your food is the equivalent to his food. And these cokes in glass bottles aren't helping you, either."

"You should be scared and worrying that I don't choke on some stray chicken bones that can appear in my taco," Mexico said. "Look, if America got a heart attack, too bad for him. It's not like it's going to happen to me."

"Any time soon, that is," Spain added. "Give me that damn taco! I don't want for you to die!"

"I will only give it to you if you eat it," Mexico proposed. "Otherwise, I will eat it."

A/N: Don't mess with Mexicans when they're eating. You won't make us give up on our tacos!


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