"It just occurred to me," Ashley said, not looking up from her laptop, "You're like Dr Horrible, but before he turned cool." Jack looked at her, confused.

"Excuse me?" He asked, his voice cracking.

"You're Dr Horrible, Omi is Penny, Chase is Bad Horse, Raimundo is Captain Hammer, and-"

"Stop there, you just listed three ways in how that it horribly wrong."

"What?" She asked, pausing Part 3 of the Dr Horrible Sing-Along Blog.

"First, I'm not attracted to Omi, second, Rai is not having sex with a ten year old, and third, Chase is a reptile, not a horse."

"Nooo, not that part of it. Your thinking about it wrong." She brushed hair out of her eyes.

"Alright, than explain that highly disturbing thought." Jack plopped down next to her, leaning onto her shoulder.

"You want to be taken seriously, like Billy. But, Chase, aka Bad Horse, the one you want to work with, doesn't think your worth it. So, you, who inexplicably cares for Omi, Penny, need to prove yourself. If you killed Omi, than you'd impress Bad Horse, aka Chase."

"…." Jack stared at her blankly, "…" He was simply at lose of words. In his head, he was thinking how dumb that sounded.

"Oh, and Raimundo is the guy you hate beyond all reason, and who gets in between you and Penny/Omi. So that makes him Captain Hammer." She laughed at Jack's expression, "Close your mouth, Jackie, you'll catch flies."

Jack shut his mouth, but continued to sit in silence.

"Although I can see why you chose to compare my situation to this one, I'm to busy trying to get past the whole, Captain Hammer bones Penny, which would mean Rai and Omi…. And Omi doesn't even know what that even means so….. Rape, essentially is the point I'm getting from this." Ashley scowled at Jack.

"Stop focusing on that." She said, sighing. She turned back to her laptop, and pressed play. Dr Horrible was carrying Penny's dead body, singing about winning, and how the world was now his. Jack watched the last couple minutes, and saw where Ashley had gotten the idea.

But it was still ridiculous. He'd never kill Omi, not even for Chase. And he'd certainly never make a musical out of it.

With that thought, Jack got up, an returned to his previous task.