A/N: Greetings reader! Welcome to Magna Revelare! Here I shall spin a tale of wonders and grandeur that skims the troughs and highs of the body, the mind, and the soul. In this story you will follow a young hero on his journey through the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe, where he will travel the continents and brave tempestuous challenges along the way. This is the arduous tale of a Pokemon with a drive in his heart unique to him, who is out to prove to the world that it is what's on the *inside* that counts. Companionship, romance, and a cauldron full of emotions are certain to encompass this journey for the ages!
I have restrained the diction to a T rating for safety-related purposes, and furthermore to allow for a variable audience to find this story and enjoy it appropriately. I will try to expedite updates to twice a year, although at the moment I am unable to make promises on maintaining that with my hefty work schedule. I am eternally grateful that you have stopped by to read what I hope can become something amazing. Enjoy my first attempt at fanfiction! :)
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Chapter One
A wave crashed into Cuh that made contact with his shell and stimulated an awokening within him. Turning in the shallow waters, Cuh turned in the shallow waters to breathe only to breathe in salt water to which he almost choked on before remembering he was a water type and he could breathe water, negating any reason to choke and die.
Cuh looked up at the sky and saw seventeen Wingulls flying about 10 miles above his head.
"Greetings all you Wingulls," he said.
"Fuck off Cuh," was the response he got but it was times seventeen.
"It's a nice day today a great day to be awake and moving around. I wonder what time it has become." Cuh looked at the sky. "Oh my Mew it's become like 1:15 PM I have to hurry to university! Gotta run!"
The pyukumuku tried to run but then proceeded to not move an inch. "Oh yeah I don't have legs because im a pyukymyku" Cuh said loudly and loudly.
Analysis: Pyukumuku is a marine Pokémon with an ovoid, black body. Its face has two beady, pink eyes and a white mouth shaped roughly like a star or Diamonji. This Pokémon is capable of spitting its organs out through its mouth. The white organs can take different shapes, such as a fist. Two lines of three pink spikes run down each side of its back. The middle spike of each line is about twice as long as the others are. A fluffy white puff forms its tail.
"Uuurrrrggggg ahhhh" she screeched at a really high volume trying to move even just the tiniest of inches. "Finally, through some amazing unknown force of willpower, she was able to begin moving at a high speed across the Sand and into the tall grass where his university was located about 1.2 miles up the walk."
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After literally rolling up on the damn school like it was a layup Cuh was going to enter but then a voice that was ominous and threataning called him from the northwest. "Hey kid yeah you!"
Cuh turned around and stared at the jerk who welded the gall to call him such a disrespectful name. He also did it slowly.
What did you just say to me stupid gecko?
A treecko stood there and was stood there also with a Milotic and another pokemon.
"I called you a Kid got a problem?"
"Wanna fight?"
"Because I really wanna fight"
"Well then lets fight"
"You don't stand even a 0.001% chance."
"bet son"
"arghhhhhh"!1
treecko used pound and it hit cuh. Cuh lost about 31% of his health, but being the boss he is, he wasn't worried.
"Hit me again loser!"
The treecko used pound again, but then it happened. The thing that nobody expected, not even you dear reader. His innards out ability was activated, and a massive fist made of Cuh's internal organs extendo-d from his body and pointed 2 fingers at the treecko which gouged out his eyeballs and left him in A bloody mess on the pavement like when the mountain killed oberyn martell. His screams of agony only lasted a mere few seconds before all went silent.
"Wow that was hot. I especially liked how your internal organs gouged out his eyeballs"
Cuh laughed. "Thanks Milotic," he was blushing a lot. "Do- uhhhhhhh you want to go out sometime? Heh"
Milotic blushed like a tomato even though the PMD world doesn't have tomatoes. "S-s-s-s-sure Cuh id love to how does tomorrow sound?"
"Sounds great let's do it"
They kissed and then Milotic left. Cuh thought to himself "yes! ...But oh no! I don't know where to take her"
A/N: Whew! I must say, it feels really satisfying to finally cross the threshold of that first chapter, being a new writer and all. I truly hope you enjoyed, and I appreciate any feedback I can get; monumental or insignificant. Until next time, adios!
