Inuyasha and Kagome Switch Up

Summary: After a usual Inuyasha/Kagome arguement, they fight over whose life is worst. Inuyasha says his life, while Kagome says her life. With a helpful suggestion from their good friend Miroku, these two are going to see whose right and whose wrong...with surprise appearances of Sesshomaru and Koga to be promising! ^_^

Disclaimer: The following chapters of this fanfic, I dont own the characters of Inuyasha at all :'(

P.S. If you havent read my Inuyasha short storys titled Inuyashas revenge (i think thats wht i called it. somethin like that anyways)The rosary has those new abilities I noted in the story. In this fanfic, the rosary will have those new commands, just to let you guys know in case your wondering what Im talking about when i make kagome say unfamiliar commands ^^ Anywho, enjoy and dont forget to comment!

Episode 1

Miroku's Big Idea

"Inuyasha! You are such a jerk! Im sick and tired of hearing your excuses!"

"What excuses? I'm just tell'n you what you wanted to hear! Nothin happened at all between me and Kikyo!"

"How can I possibly believe that!"

"You wench!"

"Inuyasha...I'm really hurting right now."

"Well I'm sorry for visiting Kikyo, okay? What'd you expect me to do? Hug ya' and tell ya' everything will be alright?"

"That'd be a change!"

"Well it aint gonna happen! So quit actin' like such a cry baby and lay off!"

"It can too happen! Inuyasha, cuddle boy!"

At that exact moment, his necklace glowed red and Inuyasha was dragged forward and his arms were forced around Kagome to embrace her. "Damn it Kagome!" he shouted, trying to struggle free but it being no use. "I thought you promised to stop using those special commands!" Kagome pressed her side against him, exhaling deeply in relief. "Well sometimes I can use alittle hug from you, even when you dont want to."

Inuyasha growled. Finally, Kagome sighed and said, "Inuyasha, release boy," and just like that Inuyasha let her go. That, she knew, was one of the secret commands she'd recently learned after him cuddling her last time by complete accident when she muttered, "I wish you'd just cuddle every once in a while," and like that he latched on like a koahla to its mother. She tried freeing herself and hissing, "Inuyasha, release!" Then he had let her go. And ever since then, she'd been mastering the technique.

Inuyasha crossed his arms behind his head and scowled. "You know I hate cuddling Kagome," he mumbled, eyes narrowed. Kagome chuckled alittle and smiled. "Serves you right, for being so insensitive," she huffed. "Insensitive? Im the most sensitive guy around here!" Inuyasha argued. Kagome laughed so hard her sides hurt. "Oh my god Inuyasha!" She calmed herself, looking back at Inuyasha, amusement glinting in her eyes.

"You? Being sensitive? This I'd gotta hear." Kagome placed her hands on her hips, turned toward Inuyasha and smirked. "Tell me one time you've ever been sensitive without being forced."

"I talk all mushy and stuff to ya when were alone dont I?" he pointed out, annoyed. "Thats not what I meant Inuyasha," Kagome sighed. "I mean, when was the last time I've seen you act sympathetic towards anyone? When was the last time you cried your eyes out?"

Inuyasha brought his arms down and folded them across his chest. "Like I'd even try it," he murmured under his breath. Kagome exclaimed, "Ha! I knew it! See what I mean? Your too bothered by your ego to cry every once in a while!"

Inuyasha tensed. "I do not have an ego," he retorted.

Kagome came nose to nose with him, still wearing a smirk on her face. "Oh really? Prove it then." Just before Inuyasha could shoot back a harsh reply, Miroku piped in. "You two need alittle help," said Miroku, smiling and pointing to himself with the tip of his thumb. "And I'm just the guy to help."

'Oh great, just what I need,' Kagome thought dreadfully. 'A therapy session with the worlds biggest womanizer.'

'This 'oughta be intresting,' thought Inuyasha.

~.:*~*:.~

"Now then," Miroku started, crossing his legs and folding his arms over his chest, settling himself comfortably on a jagged out rock. "What seems to be the problem?"

Inuyasha opened his mouth to speak but Kagome interviened and spoke before he had a chance. "Inuyasha went off to see Kikyo...yet again I might add." She narrowed her brown eyes at the hanyou, whose eyes were now wide with surprise. "Anyway...we got into a stupid arguement over how insensitive he is...which of course he really is, and then you showed up." Miroku looked to Inuyasha. "Do you have any input, Inuyasha?" the monk asked.

Inuyasha leaned forward, glaring at Kagome. "As a matter of fact," growled the hanyou. "I so happen do."

He stood up from his spot on the grass. "My life isnt as easy as she thinks, for starters. I sometimes wanna see Kikyo to be sure she's alright, but miss remark mouth here has to be all like, 'Inuyasha, how dare you see Kikyo without my permission! Why did you go see her? Your such a jerk!' blah, blah, blah. It isnt that easy dealing with when Kikyo just so happens to appear during the worst times and I want to go see her. Its not my fault."

And with that, Inuyasha sat back down on the ground and criss crossed his legs with a grunt.

Kagome stared at him, doubting every word that'd escaped his lips. "Yeah, you dont think its hard watching you go off all the time to see your precious Kikyo?" she remarked, standing up. "I have to bare that every day! You dont think I feel a even deeper empty void when you go off like that? It isnt easy dealing with that, I'll tell you that right now!"

Inuyasha glanced at her. Miroku silenced them both with a raise of his hand. They stared at Miroku, awaiting for his input. Miroku sighed. "If you both believe your lives suck, why not switch? Inuyasha..." He pointed his staff to the hanyou. "You pretend to be Kagome for a while until I say so. While, you, Kagome..." His staff motioned toward the school girl. "You be like Inuyasha till I say so. Agreed?"

But Inuyasha had questions looming in his mind and he rose up. "What do you mean by 'switch' Miroku?" Inuyasha asked. Miroku mentally face palmed himself but calmly replied, "What I mean is, you two switch identities. Inuyasha, you'd be known as Kagome and wear her clothes while Kagome would be Inuyasha and wear your clothes."

Inuyasha stiffened. "I aint wearin' her stupid get-up!" he protested. Kagome gawked. "Oh, I see! You think my outfit is stupid!"

"You just now figure that out, wench!"

"You knock it off now, Inuyasha!"

"Or what? You'll cry like a big baby!"

"I swear, if I had a command to make you cry you know I'd make you cry till the tears stopped running!"

"Well there aint no such thing, now is there?"

"Hey, knock it off you two!" Sango appeared, breaking in between the quarrel. "I think what Miroku proposed seems to be a great idea in my opinion."

"Sango..." Miroku breathed, shocked.

Sango narrowed her eyes at the both of them. "Now break it up you two before I force you both down that well of yours, Kagome."

Inuyasha and Kagome reluctantly seperated, though they both still steamed with hostility. Sango sighed and smiled alittle. "Now then, what do you two say to switching, huh?"

Inuyasha growled but murmured a low, "Fine," while Kagome crossed her arms over her chest and huffed, "Fine by me!" Miroku brought himself up to his feet and smiled. "Well now," said the monk, amused. "Shall we get started?"

Next time on Inuyasha and Kagome Switch Up:

Damn, why did I agree to this? This is ridiculous!-Inuyasha

If you ask me, your the one being ridiculous Inuyasha-Kagome

Seems like I'll be introducing this next episode-Miroku

Well, looks like Inuyasha and Kagome start to have complications trying to put on their clothes *chuckles*

Now then, I wonder what Inuyasha is up to?

What? He's gonna put on her skirt? Right now? This I gotta see!

Well, next time:

Episode 2

Complications Arise

See you soon. Dido on all of you beautiful women who've read this fanfic

Miroku, you lecture! *smacks across face*-Sango

See you soon-Sango

Thats all for chapter 1! I hope you liked it! ^_^ What will become of these quarreling two? Will they really agree to the switch up? When will Koga and Sesshomaru be making an appearance like I promised? All these questions and more to be answered (maybe) in chapter 2! Till next time, bye bye! And dont forget to comment!