Yusuki: Okay! Endou-kun, please do the disclaimers!
Endou: This show does not belong to Author-kun!
Yusuki: There we go! Now, on with the show!
IN11 fan: Ladies and gentlemen, hang on to your seats. This will be one heck of a show!
*Yusuki punches the "Announcer" out of her seat*
Yusuki: Geez you took my seat! *sits down and grabs the microphone* Okay guys! I present to you all… The IN11 Cast!
Random guy: Hey aren't you part of the IN11 cast?
*Yusuki grabs her cannon and shoots a light blue penguin at the man knocking him out*
Yusuki: I'm just an OC! Yeesh… Okay…from the beginning…I present to you all…The Inazuma Eleven cast!
*Hears yells and screams from the back door*
Yusuki: What the heck is going on there?
*The back door was slammed open as the IN11 cast rushes inside with Aoi (another OC) glaring at them in a dark aura like she had when they were still Dark Emperors*
Yusuki: Thanks Aoi!
Aoi: No problem!
Kazemaru: Aoi was so scary…*bites a handkerchief with fat chibi tears forming in his eyes*
Endou: Don't worry Kazemaru-kun! I'll protect you!
Kazemaru: *blushes*
Yusuki: Okay guys, save the mushy stuff for the dares…
IN11 cast: What mushy stuff! Aoi said there's candy here!
Yusuki: You guys are so gullible…Okay for today, the dare list will be coming from the beloved author herself. If someone comments a dare list in this chapter, that will be shown in the next chapter. Understood?
Fubuki: *raises hand* How long will this game go on?
Yusuki: I don't know…till the Author-kun gets tired… But I highly doubt that though…
IN11 cast: WHAAAAT?
Yusuki: Okay here's the list of dares for today!
1. Have Fudou and Sakuma fight over Kidou with only their favorite animal plushie!
2. I dare Kazemaru wear a bunny costume and put him in the same room as Drunken Endou!
3. I dare Burn to give Gazel a piggyback ride!
4. I dare Fubuki to act like Atsuya! If he refuses or fails, he would be tied and locked inside a room full of fangirls (Of course…Will be saved by Gouenji!)
Yusuki: Okaaaay! Fudou, Sakuma! Get you plushies ready!
Fudou: I will win this fight! *gets ready with his Purple Penguin Cannon*
Sakuma: You're going down Fudou! *Gets ready with his Green Penguin Cannon*
*And the fight begins!*
Kidou: *facepalms while blushing* I can't believe this…
Yusuki: Well…It's good to be loved Kidou! *ducks a penguin* While the fight is ongoing, let's do the next dare. ENDOU-KUN!
Endou: Huh?
Yusuki: It's your dare! *throws a bottle of root beer at Endou*
Endou: *Gets hit in the head by the bottle* W-Wah! *falls on the ground*
Kazemaru: E-Endou-kun!
Yusuki: And you Kazemaru! Here's you bunny costume! *shoves the costume to Kazemaru*
Kazemaru: No way in hell am I wearing this!
Yusuki: Don't make me get Aoi-chan to make you!
Kazemaru: Eep! Fine! * goes to the dressing room*
Yusuki: Endou! Don't make me shove the beer down your throat!
Endou: *looks at label* But this is root beer!
Yusuki: Who cares? It still has the word beer in it!
Endou: Fine! *drinks the root beer till the last drop*
Gouenji: Did it work?
Endou: *hiccups* Whaaadya looking at..?*hiccups then tries his best to keep himself from falling*
Gouenji: *sweatdrops* I take that as a yes…
Yusuki: Well now that's taken care of… KAZEMARU!
Kazemaru: *shyly goes out of the dressing room* this is ridiculous!
Yusuki: Oh blah blah blah your needs! Get in there! *pushes Kazemaru and Drunken Endou into a random room* Okaaay! *looks at the dare list* Gazel! Burn!
Gazel and Burn: Wha?
Yusuki: *hands pocky to Gazel* Time for your dare!
Gazel: I-I ain't doing that dare with him!
Burn: M-me too!
Yusuki: *Whacks their heads with a giant paper fan* Cowards!
Gazel and Burn: Ow! T_T
Yusuki: *carries Gazel bridal style* Just do the freaking dare! *throws Gazel on top of Burn*
Burn: God my back! T_T
Yusuki: Moving on…Fubuki-kun!
Fubuki: I-I can't act like Atsuya!
Yusuki: Act like him! *hands him a piece of paper* Author-kun made this script. If you could read this like how Atsuya would, you're off the hook.
Fubuki: Uh sure…*reads the script* Muahahahaha! I'm Atsuya! I'm the bestest Ace Striker in the entire universe Muahahahaha- *cough cough*
Everyone except Fubuki: *sweatdrops*
Fubuki: I told you! I seriously can't do this!
Yusuki: Continue!
Fubuki: *sigh and looks at script* What?
Yusuki: What?
Fubuki: It says here I have to make my hair look like Hiroto-kun's alien hair then eat Midorikawa-kun's hair like icecream…
Everyone: *sweatdrops*
Yusuki: Well? Aren't you going to do that?
Fubuki: No way!
Yusuki: Okay…You failed to finish the dare so you have to be tied up in a room full of fangirls! *holds up rope*
Fubuki: Wait wait!
Yusuki: No waits! *opens door where Kazemaru and Endou were and pushed them out*
Kazemaru and Endou: H-Hey! *wears their clothes quickly *
Yusuki: Geez…I left you guys in there for about 5 minutes and you're already doing "It"
Kazemaru and Endou: *Blushes*
Yusuki: No matter then! *ties up Fubuki and throws him inside the room* Oy fangirls! Fubuki Shirou is in the room!
Fangirls: Waaaah! Fubuki-kun! *runs to the room*
Random Mailman: A message for Yusuki!
Yusuki: Uh…*lets the crazed fangirls in the room where Fubuki is then locks the door*
Fubuki: AAAAAH! COOTIES!
Yusuki: *gets mail from the mailman and slams the door* Ahem ahem…Author-kun says "Since Fubuki failed to do the Atsuya impersonation, Gouenji can't save him from the fangirls-
Gouenji: WHAAAAT?
Yusuki: Shut up I'm not done reading yet! "Instead of saving Fubuki, Gouenji has to go on a date with Toramaru and propose to him-
Gouenji and Toramaru: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
Yusuki: I SAID SHUT UP! "If Toramaru refuses, well…He can go and save Fubuki…" That's what Author-kun says so whatever she says goes!
Toramaru: B-but I don't like Gouenji-san in that way! I like Tobitaka-san!
Gouenji: God (beep)!
Yusuki: *Whacks Goueni with a giant paper fan* You can't say bad words on the show!
Gouenji: Grr…*grabs Toramaru's wrist and stomps off*
Yusuki: C'mon guys in this room! *Everyone follows Yusuki and sees a lot of screens*
Hiroto: Hey look! There's Gouenji! *points to a screen*
Midorikawa: And Toramaru! *points to the same screen*
-With Gouenji and Toramaru—
Gouenji: *a dark aura appears and is chopping the food like he's killing someone*
Everyone watching the screen: *sweatdrops*
Toramaru: E-eto…Gouenji-san?
Gouenji: *gets a box from his pocket and kneels* Toramaru, will you marry me?
Toramaru: N-no…
Gouenji: Good. *throws the box and it hits a random guy*
Random guy: Hey! Watch where you throw your (beep)!
Yusuki: Random guy! You can't say bad words during the show! *hits screen with her giant paper fan*
Everyone except Yusuki:*sweatdrops*
Yusuki: Oh right! *reads the continuation of the mail* There's still more! Kidou will have to kiss who he likes more, Fudou or Sakuma. If he can't choose, he can just kiss Yusuki- WHAAAAT?
Kidou: *Thinks*
Sakuma: He's gonna kiss meeee!
Fudou: No mee!
Sakuma: Fudou!
Fudou: SAKUMA! *Penguin plushie fight again!*
Kidou: I can't choose…soo…*walks towards Yusuki and kisses her on the lips for 5 seconds*
Yusuki: W-Whaaaa? *blushes*
Sakuma and Fudou: Yusuki! *dark aura appears*
Yusuki: You'll pay for this Kidou!
Kidou: Fine…*kisses her again*
Yusuki: Stop kissing me (beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep)!
Sakuma and Fudou: You're going to pay Yusuki! *shoots penguins at her*
Yusuki: Well *ducks penguins* That's *duck* all for *ducks* Todaaaay! *gets hit by penguin*
Fudou: Bullseye!
Sakuma: I was the one that hit her!
Fudou: No me!
Sakuma: Fudou!
Fudou: SAKUMA! *PENGUIN FIGHT!*
Fubuki: Waaaaaah! HELP THE FANGIRLS ARE GETTING MY CLOTHES FOR SOUVENIRS!
Random Fangirl: I GOT HIS UNDERWEAR!
Gouenji: Gimme that ball! *gets a black soccer ball with white spots* Fiiiiiire Tornaaaedooo! *breaks down the door*
Fangirls: Yikes! It's Gouenji! RUUUUUN!
Yusuki: *sweatdrops then gets hit by another penguin* Okay that's it! *gets her light blue penguin cannon and joins the fight*
Burn: I feel so forgotten…
Gazel: Me too…
Hiroto: Me three…
Midorikawa: Me four…
Endou: *shrugs*
Kazemaru: *is sleeping*
Yusuki: Send us some dares *ducks penguin* and see you all next time!
