Happy Tree Friends in: Three's a Crowd.

Starring: Flippy, Flaky and Lumpy.


From inside his home, Flippy is preparing his dinner table for the date he has planned for the night. He has alot to do, but his excitement
for the date is more then enough to keep him going. Although what REALLY gets keeps him moving is a picture of Flaky he has hanging on
the wall, who is the one he has the date with. After setting up the plates on the table and putting dinner in the oven, Flippy stands proud
of how much control he has for this.

"Hee HEE!"

Now all Flippy really needed to do to get house ready is to take out the garbage. So he grabs a bag of garbage from his kitchen and takes
it outside. As he does this, he hums the HTF theme song. But when he reaches the curb...

"Sniff...sniff..." The most foul thing that has ever reached is nose just hit him. "OH MY..."

This smell was absolutely horrible, as he dashes to his trash can and vomits in it. And when he pulls out his head, he gags again at the
odour. And where did it come from? Why right next to his own garbage lies what he knows perfectly well is not HIS trash..

"Grrr..." Growled Flippy, who knew exactly who's to blame.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

Anwsering the door knock is the lovable idiot, Lumpy. He looks down with cheer when he sees Flippy.

"Hello!"

"YOU SON OF A...MAR BLAH BLEH...OH, YOU MOTHER..."

Lumpy at first is rather confused by the sudden angry screeching he's getting from Flippy, but after awhile...he still doesn't get it.

"What?"

Not wanting to waste another breath, Flippy simply points at all of the extra garbage that Lumpy had thrown on his front curb.

"Oh. Sorry." Lumpy said, still acting cheerful and friendly. Although he still doesn't get the picture, so he closes the door and
leaves the trash at Flippy's house.

At first, this angered Flippy even further. Despite supposingly be cured of his PTSD, his anger actually gets him to start "fliping out"
again. After a few heavy inhales however, he calms himself down and doesn't flip out. Then, he pulls out a pokcet watch from his coat. Openning
it reveals a picture of Flaky in it. Thus, putting Flippy back into a state of bliss.

"Aaahhh."

Without any other choice, Flippy is now forced to get rid of Lumpy's garbage himself. But at least he's doing it with a smile now.


The next thing on Flippy's agenda is music. At a music shop, he starts listening to different songs that he may want to get for
his date. Sadly, he hasn't found anything worth getting. Until Disco Bear moonwalks over to lend a hand.

"I need something for my date tonight!" Flippy says.

"Ohhhh...yeah!" DB replied, as he slips a CD into the music player station.

Flippy then puts a his headphonea back on and listens to the song. A nice, slow, love song. Exactly what he wanted. After listening
and enjoying the tunes, he suddenly hears a very loud, rock and roll music.

"Huh?" Says Flippy

ROCK OOOOOONNNNNN!

As the music gets louder, his mushy love song gets harder and harder to hear. He turns and finds the source of the problem.
And it's none other then Lumpy, who's jamming on some heavy metal. This once again angers Flippy to the point of flipping out.

"GRRRR!"

So Flippy marches right over to handle this and get Lumpy to at least put head phones on. But with all of the loud noise, Lumpy doesn't
even notice Flippy until he opens his eyes up.

"LUMPY!" Flippy yelled, although it was still faint.

"Louder?"

Mishearing Flippy, Lumpy twists the dial to "11", raising the machine to maximum volume. The sound had become so loud, that it actually
blasted Flippy through a window and out of the store. Sadly, others weren't as lucky. Disco Bear's hair gets ripped off of his scalp, Giggles's
ear's had burst, Cuddle's head explodes, and finally, Toothy's skins gets completely peeled off of his body. Causing chaos and panic in the store.

SMACK!

After sent flying, Flippy hits a street light, which stopped him. He's alive and well, but once again, the wrath of Flippy is being unleashed.
His eyes turn yellow and his teeth have become fangs.

SMACK!

But then his stopwatch came flying into his face, which knocked his sense back into him. He opens his watch up and looks
into Flaky's picture once more. He then takes a deep breath...and finally becomes calm once more. Still a little angry...but calm.


Eventually, night time came. The time that Flippy and Flaky had sceduled their dinner date. Flippy was just finshing off some last second
preperations before...

Knock knock knock!

Flippy quickly heads over to let his guest in. But right before he anwsers, he notices the picture of a chicken he has on the wall. Knowing that Flaky
and chickens somehow don't mix, he flips it over. THEN he sees that the other side of it was a picture of a dead chicken, which is even worst. So he
just takes the whole picture down. Then he finally opens the door.

"H-h-h-hi!" She said nervously, yet she still smiles.

Flippy was pleased to see her, and she was looking fine with the red dress that she's wearing.

"Come in, come in!"

With Flaky invited in, Flippy walks her over to the dinner table, where all that needs to be done is to bring the food out. But Flaky
notices how the room is rather dark, but before she got a chance to panic, Flippy lights up the candles on the table, creating a
lovely atomosphere.

"Wow!" She said with awe.

Sadly, this moody setting was not going to last long. Shortly after Flippy lit up the room...

BOOM!

A huge flash of light removes all of the darkness. Thus, defeating the purpose of candles, thus, wrecking the mood.

"Huh?" Says Flippy and Flaky.

Confused, Flippy checks the window to see where the light came from. He should've known right away that it was caused
by none other then Lumpy. It seems that he had decorated his entire trailer house with with large and plentiful Christmas decorations.
And they're all bright enough to melt snow. Of course this is all not only annoying, but pointless since it's May and not December. Yet again, it's Lumpy.

"GRRRRRR...I'll be right back!"

Furious of what Lumpy had done this time, he runs over to Lumpy's trailer, pounding the door until Lumpy answered, and lets it all out.

"YOU SON OF...TURN THE LIGHT...YOU, MOTHER...RUBBLE...KLECK...NO GOOD..."

But instead of saying even a proper sentence, Flippy nearly gives himself a stroke from all of the venting. Wanting to make him feel better, Lumpy
was kind enough to give Flippy a candy cane to make him feel better.

"Happy Hanukkah!" Lumpy said before slamming his door.

As Flippy calmed down, he looked t his candy cane with confusion, then remembers what was happening.

SNAP!

He then crushes his candy cane with a tight grip, and begins to flip out again!

"!"

He then decides to fix this problem himself. He walks over to the back of the trailer and finds Lumpy's fusebox. He ripped the metal casing right off with no
effort, pulls out a fuse, and crushes it. This caused all of the Christmas lights to shut off.

"HEY! What the-" Lumpy yelled, not knowing what happened.

Finally, Flippy takes out a blowtorch and welds the casing back on. Now Lumpy can't fix his lights anytime soon and Flippy can have his candle light dinner
with Flaky. That said, Flippy un-flips himself, becomes calm once more, and heads back home.


With Lumpy's lights out of the picture, Flippy and Flaky can start their candle light dinner. Flippy had just pulled the main dish, the roast beef, fresh
out of the oven and onto the table. Flaky was kind enough to bring in the side dishes herself. And to top it all off, Flippy got out a bottle of red wine.

"Yum, yum!" Flaky said with excitement.

Flippy then takes out a corkscrew and sticks it into the bottle. But as he was pulling out the cork, he heard something.

"ROCK OOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN!"

Heavy metal music blasts through his home like back in the music store. He didn't even wondered who was doing this.

"Lumpy..." Flippy whispered as he flips out and and breaks the bottle in his hand. "Flaky, I'll be right back..."

As Flippy leaves the house again, Flaky makes sure that he leaves behind the corkscrew. Not wanting Flippy to get into any trouble.
Then, she prepares to serve the food for herself and Flippy while he's gone.


As he's walking across the street to Lumpy's home, he notices something on the ground. An extension cord that leads back to his own house.
He traces it to an open window and climbs inside. Quickly finding the plug, he unplugs it. And as he does this, he sees that Lumpy's
house from across the street lost power once again.

"HEY!" Yelled Lumpy.

This was the last straw. First Lumpy threw garbage on Flippy's lawn, then blasted Flippy out of the music store, then nearly blinded him with
Christmas lights, and now he's stealing electricity. Flippy is done playing Mr. Nice guy. It's taking every last bit of will power to keep him from going on a killing
spree. And right when he was abut to explode...

"AH HA!"

Flippy got an idea. All he had to do was make a call. Luckily, his phone was right by the window. So he dialed the phone, waited, and made the call.

"Hey, buddy! Can ya help me out?" Then he listened to the responce. "Great! Thanks."

Everything was set. Now he just needed to enjoy his date and wait for his friend to drop by. Then he can finally enjoy
his date in peace.


Part two will be up as soon as possible.