Sonic and Mario are fighting in the Mushroom Kingdom. Sonic punches at Mario but he jumps out of the way. "Hah! You maybe fast on your feet but your hands are another story!" He then punches Sonic in the stomach. "Ouch!" Sonic says as he stumbles backwards a bit, 'Wait a second!' he then stomps his foot down and points at mario, "How are you speaking perfect English if you're Italian?" Mario then stops moving and says, "The hell are you talking about? I've always been able to speak English, haven't you heard me?" Sonic once again points at Mario, "Objection!" Screams Sonic, acting like Phoenix Wright. "In every single one of your games you sound Italian!" he then proceeds to mock Mario, "Woohoo! Yahoo! It's a-me, Mario! I'll fly for you! Vrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooommmmmmm!" he says while running around with his arms out at his sides. Mario gets mad his face starts boiling. He stops Sonic by punching him in the face, then he starts mocking him as well, "Woah dude! I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog! I like Chili Dogs and I go faster than the speed of sound! Even though in my games I go around a thousand miles per hour!" Sonic gets so mad that he kicks Mario in the face and Mario falls on the floor.
Meanwhile with Eggman…
Eggman sees Sonic and Mario arguing and says, "Ho ho ho, while those too are distracted I'll use my Mind Control Weapon to mind control Sonic, when I do, I'll tell him to kill Mario! Ho ho ho ho ho ho!" Eggman than flies behind a rock and continues watching Sonic and Mario argue while aiming his weapon at Sonic.
Will Sonic notice that Eggman is about to mind control him? Tune in next time on Dragonball Z!
Author's Note - This was made out of me being totally bored, so I apologize if this made you cringe, I didn't know what else to make so I just went with this, sorry again.
