Hello! this like one of my first stories so don't expect it to be some dazzling masterpiece like other peoples awsome fan fics, Kay? :D

I don't own DBZ

Bulma had decided to invite Goku over for some fun.

"Hey, where are you going Vegeta?"Goku asked. "To that barren waste land you earthlings call a "park." Vegeta retorted.

"It's not a barren waste land!"Goku cried. "It's a place of hugs and comforts."

"Go spread your undying need to annoy me somewhere else."

"But Vegeta," Goku says, "If you think its a barren wasteland, why bother going?"

"Cuz, its the closest thing to a barren wasteland I can find. Now shoo." Vegeta walked over to the park whistling in delight. Hmm... maybe this isn't such a barren wasteland after all...

Or so he thinks.

It was just one of those normal days. Those normal days when a fire hydrant isn't exploding or someone wasn't trying to destroy the world.

It was a normal, NORMAL day.

The birds were chirping, the flowers were blooming, the dog was peeing on Vegeta's shoe...

"Wait, WHAT?" Vegeta gasped in horror as mutt peed on his pride. HIS SHOES. "NOOOOOOOO!" Vegeta screamed into the sky. He kneeled down in defeat. He had had his pride stolen away from a disgraceful dog.

"Oh, I'm so sorry mister!" A girl with blond hair and pigtails about the age of 8 stood over Vegeta as he collapsed from the humiliation. "My dog is a little weird."

Vegeta mumbled under his breath. 'Urge..t-t-t-o kill..."

"W-w-w-what?" the little girl asked terrified.

"Nothing!" Vegeta snapped."Nothing."

As the saiyan walked home in pure dishonor, grumbling under his breath, He wished that he still had some of the heart to blow up a park with people in it.

"Well, you're sure back early from that "barren wasteland aren't you?" Goku teased. Vegeta scoffed. "Shut up, kakkarot."

"WOMAN! Wash my boots!" Vegeta yelled up to bulma, his wife.

Bulma groaned. She just started to wash Bra and she didn't want to be interrupted. "My wish is your command, master!" I am not amused by your humor, woman. Vegeta thought.

Bra put the bath bubbles around her face like a beard, giggling at her panic stricken father.

"Vegeta, what is it that is so urgent?"

Vegeta held up one of his boots.

"Oh, it seems as if a dog went to the bathroom on you, huh?" Goku leaned back on the couch with a smirk.

Bulma snickered along with goku.

"Shut up! Both of you! This is serious!"

Bulam and Goku started to laugh harder.

"Stop it right now, woman and kakkarot!"

"Alright, alright." Bulma wiped her eyes. "I'll wash them."

A few hours later, Bulma came up to Vegeta's room and sat on the end of his bed. "Are they washed?"

"Uh, yeah.. But honey, we need to talk." She placed her hand gently on her husband's shoulder.

"Talk about what?"

"Er…Talk about getting you new shoes."

Vegeta gasped.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, they got wrecked in the dryer."

Bulma held up the shoes. They were scratched and tattered.

"N-n-n-no…" Vegeta groaned, putting his head in his hands. "This can't be happening."

"Don't worry honey, I already bought you some." Bulma showed Vegeta the new pair. It was plaid with the colors pink and yellow. Vegeta moaned. Never has he been so depressed in his life(Besides other things, such as getting defeat by that pathetic excuse for a saiyan, Kakkarot).He knew it wasn't a big deal but still.

That dog.. I'll get it if it's the last things I ever do! Vegeta thought, clenching his fist in determination. He would have vengeance!

Well, that wraps up this chapter! Plz review and tell me what you think! Proof-read and edited by Morwen Mai.