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Interviewer: Hello, how are you?
Harry: I'm fine, thank you.
Interviewer: Thank you for doing this interview with us. Ready for your first question?
Harry: Go on.
Interviewer: Alright, the first question is: Have you read the Harry Potter books?
Harry: No, I haven't. I don't really want to read another book about myself.
Interviewer: Do you know the books?
Harry: Er, no, not really.
Interviewer: It's very popular among us Muggles.
Harry: Wait, how do you know that term?
Interviewer: The Harry Potter books, of course.
Harry: What?!?! So Muggles do know about us?!?!
Interviewer: Yeah. That's what the Harry Potter books are about.
Harry: Why didn't you mention this earlier?!?!
Interviewer: All I said was that the books are popular among us Muggles.
Harry: How long have you known about us?!?!
Interviewer: Since the books came out. But I'm supposed to be asking you questions.
Harry: Oh. Right. Sorry.
Interviewer: It's fine.
Harry: But could you please just tell me who wrote the books?
Interviewer: J.K. Rowling. She's a very good writer.
Harry: I wonder how she knows about us…
Interviewer: What are you're thoughts on this?
Harry: I wonder… Is she a witch herself? The Ministry of Magic will be furious if they find out about these books. Muggles aren't supposed to know about us. No offence.
Interviewer: None taken. Now, I hear you are going out with your best friend's sister. Do you find this awkward, or is it all fine?
Harry: Well, at first it was a bit awkward. Ron didn't like it when he heard about all the people Ginny went out with. But he seemed okay with it when he found out, so I guess it's all fine.
Interviewer: That's good. Now, how did you feel when you found out, after 11 years living with your Muggle aunt and uncle, that you were a wizard?
Harry: It was one of the best moments of my life. I half thought it was all a dream at first, but it was the best birthday I've ever had, I think.
Interviewer: How is wizarding life different than Muggle life?
Harry: It's very different because we can use magic while Muggles can't. In some ways it makes our lives a whole lot easier, but it also has more danger. It's both ways. There are marvelous things about it, but there are awful things as well.
Interviewer: Just one last question: do you prefer to be called The Chosen One or The Boy Who Lived? Or another nickname?
Harry: Erm… Just 'Harry' is fine, thanks.
Interviewer: Alright, then, Harry. Thank you very much for taking part in this interview.
Harry: Not at all!
