-man Halloween Special!

I don't own -man.

Enjoy! :D

PoV of Fuyu (my OC)

Halloween was coming up really quickly at the Black Order and everyone had a general idea of how to scare each other. Except Kanda, the unscareable, solid frozen stone statue of a samurai. This frustrated Lavi big time.

Everyone has to be afraid of something. Lenalee's afraid of those weird dreams, Komui's afraid of the Earl and cleaning his desk. Lavi's scared of studying and I'm scared of Kanda. I think that Allen's afraid of starving. But we don't know what Kanda's scared of (unfortunately).

This is how Operation: Stalk the Statue started. Lavi, Allen and I were going to follow Kanda around trying to scare him. I followed Kanda for the next week, dropping spiders from the ceiling and leading him into bat invested (courtesy of Lavi) corridors. I was always the one that ended up screaming. Kanda was like a Kanda. Brick wall.

"Yuu-chan, for the love of god, will you just tell me what you're scared of?!" I broke down after running through yet another cloud of bats. I was going to kill that baka usagi!

"DON'T CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME." Kanda's eyes blazed as he reached for Mugen. Oh shit.

"Don't kill me, please." I whined, making puppy eyes at Kanda that I knew wouldn't work. Instead of trying to kill me, Kanda shivered, sheathed Mugen and ran down the hallway. I think I got it. (MWAHAHAHAHAHA!) I went back to the infirmary to report to operation leader, aka Baka Usagi.

"So, did you get it?" Lavi asked from his bed, where he was confined for a broken leg and arm and several other injuries to those things.

"I got it alright. I think-."

"You THINK!?"

"Urusai, baka usagi." I glared daggers at Lavi.

"Wow, you've been picking up Yu-chan's death glare! How often do you piss him off?" Lavi asked in amazement.

"URUSAI! Like I was saying, I think that Kanda's afraid of girls." Lavi and Allen both started to crack up.

"That's hilarious!" Allen said through a huge laughter spasm.

"Yup." I agreed, smiling deviously. "On Halloween, could you guys hold him in the cafeteria for a little longer than usual?"

"If it means hearing Yu-chan scream in terror, hell yeah!" Lavi exclaimed.

"That would be funny." Allen said. Sometimes I can't believe that Lavi's older.

On Halloween

I had it all perfectly planned. Time to hear Kanda scream…

The door to Kanda's room creaked open slowly, revealing a pissed off Kanda.

"Hello, Yu-chan…" I said, trailing off.

"Who's there?" Kanda's voice was slightly wavering. He stepped farther into the room and saw me lying on his bed. He kinda stepped back. "How did you get in here?"

"I picked the lock. Simple stuff, ya know." I rolled off the bed and stood up. I walked over to Kanda lightly, making no sound. He stayed in that one spot, as if glued to the floor. I slowly trapped him in my arms, enjoying his squirms. I rose up on my tip toes and kissed him briefly.

"Happy Halloween, Yu-chan." He didn't stay long. He rocketed down the stairs screaming. Mission accomplished.

Happy Halloween to all!