Author's Note: Amidst the chaos that I am currently facing since about five seconds ago (as I write this), I actually got an idea for a fic. And worse, it's a humor fic. Anyway, cyber life has nothing to do with my personal life (even though personal life butts in most of the time). Here's the short fic – read and enjoy, I hope. Don't forget to review, please! No flames but critique's are very much welcomed!

Pairing(s): AmericaxEngland / AlfredxArthur

Genre(s): Romance, Humor

Warning(s): Yaoi, Crack, Plot What Plot, Male Pregnancy

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction by a fan for fans. Hetalia Axis Powers rightfully belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya.


"The Big News"

It was a peaceful Sunday night before the hectic Monday morning and Alfred was currently enjoying his dinner of cheese burgers, french fries and liters of Coke in his living room as he watched a comedy film on HBO entitled Dyuno.

He was alone during this peaceful Sunday because Tony had to fly back to his galaxy – something about his laundry or something, but Alfred didn't mind. He actually missed having some alone time with himself – not that he didn't like Tony's company, he was fond of his alien friend.

He laughed at a scene from the movie and nearly choked himself with the fries – thankfully, the two litter bottle of Coke was within his reach and he drank it to push down the fries.

"Whew!" He exhaled in relief, wiping invisible sweat from his forehead with the back of his hand. "Almost got effed up there! Wouldn't be cool if an awesome hero like me died from choking on a french fry!"

He laughed to himself but this time made sure he wasn't eating as he did.

Now, he placed all his attention on the movie on his fifty-inch flat screen TV. He could feel that this was one of those bomb shell scenes-

Ring! Ring! Ring!

Absentmindedly, Alfred reached for the cordless burger phone and pressed it to his ear, "Yo, yo, yo, this is awesome me speaking, what can I do for ya?"

"Alfred!"

"Oh, hey, Artie!" Alfred beamed as he heard the Englishman's snobby voice while he munched on the fries. "It's a real shocker you're callin' me – or may be you just missed me so much that you can't wait until the meeting tomorrow? But that's cool, 'coz I miss you, too. Say, you've got HBO there in your country, right? There's this really cool film showing, it's called Dyu-"

"I'm pregnant."

"What?"

"..."

"Hold on for a sec." Alfred said and turned the volume down on his television, "There, I lowered the volume – now, what did you just say? 'Coz it sounded almost like what Dyuno just said on HBO-"

"Blister it, Alfred, I am not showing up for the damned meeting tomorrow because I am bloody preg—oh, damn, I-I need to—"

"...Oh, shit." Alfred cursed, he broke the burger phone from gripping it too tightly. He needed to get to England – the country and the man – immediately!

He jumped off of the leather couch, ran to the kitchen and grabbed the fruit bowl phone then called the base.

"Dude, I need whatever fast stork—I mean, plane you got there. Jizz it up—I mean, fill it up! I need to get to my uke—I mean, the UK up the ass—I mean, real fast!"

"Sir, did you just admit to being so impatient that you're going to fly across the world just to bang your uke who's Mr. Britain?" Replied a female's voice (probably a fangirl).

"This is a fucking international emergency, ya asshole! Get me the fastest jet that can fly me to the UK! God dammit! I don't need your useless chatter!"

The End


Author's Note: There might be more chapters coming up – but it's not a continuation of Alfred and Arthur, it's going to be of other pairs placed in a similar situation. XD

Thanks a bunch for reading this crack fic! Please don't forget to review – like, tell me if I should do the other couples too or something. :D

BTW, just to make it clear – I'm not the one who got pregant or got someone pregnant. It was just one of my old college friends.