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Chapter 1 – Battel of tha centuree

I dorove my mungoos 2 where haroohee was and I sed "Oi get in my car and let's go kill Dubledork" she sed ok and got in. I carashed amillion tims and axeidently kild Haruhi ten tims but she just reesporned and got back in. We founded Dubledork. He sed "Abra Kadabra!" and truned into a flying donky. I had my spratan lazer and shot it big at dubledoor and he fell and blooded till he cried like a sisy girl.

Wen we got back i was getting out of my soot wen haruhee came in and saw tht i was aktulee blak. She felt sad and happy. Then koizumi took a picture on his fone and put my but on facebok (yeh thy hav fb over in space you rtrads). He tagd me in it a nd lots of fit gurls commented tht they fort i woz wite. Then i watchd spungebob skwerepants on my iPood usin the autum pillars intranet.

Then i got in my crar and flyied home and had sosiges and chips for diner. it tasted gud and i wantd moar but mummy sed no. then i went and played final fantse on my xbox 2790 and i did gud. then it was half ten and i had to go to bed. i brushed my teef and got in bed and mummy and daddy red me a strory abou a cicken named bob who is frends wiv teddy the bear(LOL!).

END OF CHAPTR 1!