Pepper thine anus for this glory!

Scrotus! The spess marin barked angrylilly "Check teh autistpex fer filthy xenos!"

"yes sur captaint retardus!" teh ultrasmurf quikly pressed te buttons on the auspex, his eye balls opened wide as he was seprised! "craptaint! I habe a signul! there r aliens in space on the outer spess station on outer spess!?"

Captan Retardus's eyeballs wer suprise he pulled out h1s quiksc0pe gun-st1ck adn tryed to chanel the mlg skilllz! Butt he suddenly he fail!? Or did he?

He did, he fail.

sudenly kaptin retardus was ded!? A spike was stuck in his brain! A bonty hunter was dere! He was standin on retardus's ded bodi!

Butt scrotus was an old fuck so he new lots of things, so scrotus new the bonty hunter!

"you…?!1!" sed scrotus ass the camera zumed on his f4ce and went shaiky b-cuz it was an intents moments.

"you…" the bunty hunter resp0ndered, the chimera zooomeed on his face 2 and it shaked to.

Sudenly the bounty hunter whipped out his dick… jk that's ghey, the bounty whipped out his lazer gun! Scrotus whipped out his bolter gun 2!

Butt the bounty hunner was 3quik5u so scrotus quikly was ded.

The bounty hunter casully turnt around and walked to his ship,

SUDENLLY!? Ddere was an Xplosion! And titiez.

The bounty hunter was 2 kewl and he didnet turn around, he just says "heh, I wuz 2skil4u... filthy casul."

The Edn!...? Or is it?

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