Miranda:

Age: 13

Hair: Black

Eyes: Gray

Daddy-kins: Pein (Fluffy!!!)

Jessica:

Age: 13 (m: how long have you been 13? Jess: a while…)

Hair: Black

Eyes: Blue

Daddy-kins: Madara-sama!!! (TOBI-KUN!!!)

Story Starts:

"FLUFFY!!!" Jessica and Miranda yelled jumping on him as he sat on the couch. He ducked making them land on the ground. "Ouch!"

"Fluffy!! That was mean!!" Jess said and stuck her tongue out at him. Miranda nodded.

"Next time let us tackle you!" M cried at her dad. "You meany bobiny slowviny!"

"I'm bored, let's go annoy Tachi-sensei!" Jess said. Pein looked up at them gray eyes meeting gray eyes and blue ones.

"He'll kill you." he said. They smiled.

"Which is the beauty of it all!" Miranda said.

"God Fluffy, it's like you don't know us at all!"

"Oh I know you. Which is why I'm warning you. He'll kill you." he said. "But fine. Go ahead."

"Oh! We should annoy sushi boy too!"

"Let's go ask if we can make sushi out of him!" Miranda's eyes widened with excitement.

"He'll kill us! Then we can hide behind Tobi… and then… Hee hee."

"Oh, if he tries to kill us, Tobi will kill him. Then we can make sushi!!" Miranda nodded. Pein glared at them.

"Must you plan the death of my members in front of me? Go play somewhere else." At that point both of them where laughing.

"That was so wrong dad!"

"What'd I say? Oh, wait. Stop being perverted! You're too young to talk like that!" Miranda pouted. Jessica grimaced. They both stuck their tongues out at him and left the room. They walked to Itachi's room and the door was locked.

"Fuck, Kisame move over!" Itachi yelled.

"You two better not be having sex in there!" Jess screamed. Miranda looked at Jess wide eyed. She mouthed 'wtf?' Jess laughed. Itachi opened the door. He looked down at the girls red with embarrassment and fury. "Hi." She said.

"What do you two want?" he asked. Onyx eyes turned red.

"What were you two doing in there" Jess asked in a childish voice while smiling innocently at him.

"None of your damn business!" Itachi said.

"I knew it! You are gay!"

"I think I just might go to Konaha and congratulate Sasuke on having a gay big brother." Miranda said with fake tears in her eyes. She faned her face with her hand trying to look like she was banishing tears.

"Did you just come here to annoy me or did you want something?" He asked impatient.

Miranda motioned him closer. He bent down to whisper in his ear. "Can we cook Kisame?" Itachi looked at them.

"No! You can't cook him!"

"Why? Too busy fucking him?" Jessica asked.

"And giving each other blow jobs." Miranda added.

"Goodbye." Itachi said and closed the door.

"Of course, can't wait to get back to your lover!" Jess said.

"Itachi-kun!" Miranda knocked on the door. He opened the door again. Miranda smiled, "Make sure the two of you are done by dinner!"

"And use protection!" Jess added. He glared down at them.

"One day. Daddy won't be around and I'll kill you both." he said. Miranda pouted.

"But… Jessie is related to you… and I'm supportive of gay marriage."

"Yeah. Just remember, there is nothing wrong with you. It's totally normal to be gay. But, on second thought, most people aren't gay with a fish!" Jess said.

Behind the door Kisame yelled, "I'm a shark!!!"

"And my mother is a hamster!" Miranda yelled back. "And my father smelt of elderly goat!" Itachi's eye brow rose.

"Pein smells of elderly goat?"

"No now he smells of Konan."

"Which is worse."

"It truly is… Lets go steal Hidan's scythe and put in Kakuzu's money!"

"Ok. Have fun you two!" Kisame jumped out of the room. With no shirt.

"We are not doing anything!!!"

"When you are not wearing a shirt you expect us to believe you?"

"We are mot gay!!!"

"Well, since you're a fish it probably wouldn't be considered gay. So in that case you'd be right. But let's look at it this way. If Orochimaru isn't gay, you're not gay."

"And uncle Orochimaru is gay."

"Just ask Sasuke." The two men stared as the two girls walked to the sleeping Jashinist room.

"Where is it?" Miranda said.

"I don't know? I've never been in his room before." Jessica said.

"No one has. Ok. Find it." They scattered into the room and found the scythe. They crept into Kakuzu's room.

"What are you two doing here?"

"Oh, nothing." Jess said innocently.

"When ever you say you are not up to something you are. I've lived with you two long enough to know." Miranda had the scythe hidden behind her.

"Oh come on we couldn't come in here and say a friendly hi to our uncle?"

"No." He answered.

"God! Sue us for trying to be nice!" Jess said acting insulted.

Kakuzu sighed. "What did you steal? From who? Why are you trying to sell it?"

"We aren't trying to sell it this time." Miranda said smiling.

"Last time we did that Konan got mad."

"That's because you were selling her as a prostitute." He said.

"And it was completely justified!" Miranda yelled. "She is one! She just hides it! I mean seriously. Let us sit down and think about truly the number of men she's dating. There's Daddy, Itachi, Sasori…"

"I thought Itachi was gay?"

"Bi. And Sasuke and Orochimaru… and the list keeps going!"

"Isn't Sasuke 13? Damn she's desperate."

"We all realized that when she went out with that married man." Kakuzu said.

"So, do you see our point? We had a reason for that one!"

"Plus… you won't loan Daddy money so we thought of doing a good deed and selling her."

"We're so thoughtful."

Kakuzu looked at them. "No."

"Meany." He shrugged.

"Shouldn't you be getting on with the hiding with your stolen item?"

"No, because then you'll know what we stole and where we hid it. Then it's just no fun."

Miranda looked at Jess. "We can hide it…" she stopped and started laughing. She dragged Jess out of the room. "Hide it in Itachi's bedroom."

"But he's busy with Kisame!"

"Exactly." she said. "Hidan will walk right into the room… while they are 'busy'."

"But so will we. And that is probably not a pretty site."

"Vents."

"You are an evil little girl." Miranda sighed.

"Oh… I know… MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

"That was just scary."

"What do you think? My laugh is nice? I'm Pein's daughter! I'm destined to conquer the world bitches!!!"

"Good point." Jess and M laughed.