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'..ooo..' - Thinking

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*..ooo..* - Happenings/doings

"..ooo.." – (In bold) Exaggerating.

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Chapter 1

XSinning on a MikoX OVA


-Story 1-

Before the party in Bernia

"A messenger? With Hawk-chan?" Elizabeth questioned. Looking up at her sister and bar owner. "With Elizabeth-chan… that's right?" Hawk ensured.

Meliodas dropped a pouch of money on the counter. "It's because we're expecting the drinking buddies to come in quickly tonight." He said. "I hope you guys can get my herbs and fruit with those silver coins." Kagome smiled kindly.

"It's a first for the Princess to be a messenger, but it's a good experience!" Meliodas winked at the young girl. Her face lit up. "Hai! I won't let you down!" She grabbed the coins. "Hawk-chan…" the pig looked at the older girl. "Please look after her…" She smiled. He huffed. "Of course!"

Elizabeth looked inside the bag, and grabbed a coin. "So this is a silver coin…?" Se observed the thing. "Don't tell me, you've only seen gold coins now, will ya?" Meliodas questioned, surprised.

"Money and the like really are used for exchanging goods." She mumbled. "We're starting from there?" He looked over at Kagome, who shrugged her shoulder. "What can I say…? Every time I wanted to show her some of the city, we got caught and send back."

"But what are you going to do, Meliodas-sama, Onee-chan?" Elizabeth proceeded to ask. "I'll be on the hunt alone for the ingredient for this evening's main dish, Dusk Bison! They say they're troubled with the beast destroying the village's field when it appears at twilight. Catching it will be killing two birds with one stone!" he said proudly.

"Well, I'm coming along, because this is a rare opportunity to see the creature." Kagome smiled. "Be careful!" Elizabeth said to them. "Hey, Kagome-chan…" Hawk began. "I don't really like beef." Before Kagome could reply, Meliodas had responded. "You preference doesn't matter."

"You're not making it are you, Meliodas?" A thick mark appeared on the piglet's face. "Yours is gonna be all scraps anyway." He insulted, Meliodas held a blank face for a while until he hit the pig.

Elizabeth was skipping all the way to the village, while Hawk followed after her with a bump on his head. In the distance Kagome and Meliodas saw them off. "Now, let's do our best and go finish up this important matter!" Elizabeth said happily.

"Even if it's important matter, don't get too tense about it!" Hawk complained. "Hai!" The girl smiled. Both Meliodas and Kagome started questioning their decision. "Are they alright?" Meliodas questioned and Kagome flinched.

When the two entered the town they we're greeted by the colorful things around them. The smell of fresh food came in their nostrils. "Well then, let's buy fruit first." Hawk proposed standing in front of the stand. He ignored the shocked face of the seller as he concentrated on the child. "Alright, let's get cracking and…"

"This brush is so kawaii!"

Elizabeth squealed in front of another boutique. "Relieving your tension was quick!" Hawk scolded as he joined her. "I really would like to fix Onee-chan's hair with this, like she has done for me. Ah!" she remembered. "Maybe I can fix Meliodas-sama's bed hair too!"

"You call it bed hair?" Hawk commented sarcastic, his eyes wondering over the displays until it stopped. "Woah! Look at that plate!" Elizabeth followed his gaze to a plate with a pig's head portrayed on it.

"Thanks for your purchase!"

Elizabeth fell to the ground, crying in guilt, while Hawk was freaking out. "What are we gonna do?" Elizabeth cried out. "We bought them!" Hawk stated.

"It's my first time shopping, so it just became fun!" Elizabeth tried to reason with her remorse feeling. "Damn it!" Hawk cursed. "I thought Meliodas would give us silver coins without being a cheapskate!" he continued as he too started crying.

"You're from the Boar Hat, right? I look forward to tonight…?"

The two turned around to see an old farmer, who had recognized them. Tears were streaming down their eyes, and all the man could do was looking in those big teary eyes.

Elizabeth was skipping happily holding a vegetable basket around one arm while Hawk was keeping up excitedly with his plate on his head. "We were giving so much!" Elizabeth said with lots of relieve. "People's pity really gets to ya!" Hawk agreed.

They were already at the border of the town, but then… Elizabeth knocked her feet to a tile that stuck out and fell forward. Again despair was met with them as they could only stare at the wasted food in front of them.

"I wonder why it is… that I am this useless…" Elizabeth began softly. "The silver coins Onee-chan and Meliodas-sama entrusted us… and the kind compassion of that customer… I've laid it all to waste!" she whimpered.

"You're wrong, Elizabeth-chan." Hawk suddenly stated. When she turned to him, he stood with the odd, heavenly light shining upon him. "There ain't a single thing that's a waste." Elizabeth eyes filled with admiration as she looked at him. "Hawk-chan…"

"And so like, all those silver coins became my scraps. Not a single thing wasted, right?" Hawk explained to the adults who were staring at them. "H-Here… it's a souvenir!" Elizabeth tried to light up the mood.

"Is that so…" Meliodas hummed as he walked over to Hawk, grabbing his ear. "Oh, that's right. I've heard that a pig that ate herbs and fruit would have its meat rid of stench, becoming juicy." He said darkly.

"I knew he was made!" Hawk shouted dumbfounded. Kagome ignored them and crunched down to her sister. "What's it for?" she asked calmly. The silver-haired child was shy under the gaze of her sister. "I thought maybe I could brush your hair tonight, like you do mine…" she told her nervously.

Kagome smiled, and Elizabeth felt immediately better. "Meliodas-sama too!" She called on him, making him crunch down as well. "For your bed hair." She said smiling as she stood behind him, brushing his hair happily. Once she was done, the outstretched strand jumped back up.

Elizabeth's mood dropped again. At least she could still use it on her sister. "Elizabeth…" Meliodas suddenly spoke as he turned to her with a smile. "I should punish you too…" he began darkly.

"C-Chotto, Meliodas!" Kagome protested earning his attention. "But of course, that would be child abuse." He said as he stood up and Kagome followed. He looked at with his trade smirk. "I'm sure you would take the fall for you sister, right… Ka-go-me."

Kagome was scared, she slowly started to back away in fear and shaking her head. "No… Don't!"

"Kyaa!"


Before Elizabeth and Hawk came to meet Gowther

Both Kagome and Meliodas waved the girl and pig off, while the other sins came to join. As Kagome lowered her hand, she held a concern look. Meliodas noticed it and glanced at her. The sins could see a sadistic smirk coming on her face.

"You're not going to follow them this time?"


-Story 2-

Diane was frilling through her hair, while Kagome and Elizabeth watched her. "I'm all dirty from walking on that mountain path." She complained. "Ne, Diane!" Kagome started. "Even though I never thought I would find one here. I found a beautiful hot spring right near here!" She shifted to her sister. "Why don't we all go together?"

"That sounds nice! I wanna swim!" Diane and Elizabeth cheered. However unknown to them, prying ears had joined the conversation. Just as the girls left, Meliodas took a look on King's face. "What's up, King? Your face is red."

The Sloth Sin fell on his knees, bowing before the master. "Please! Tell me, Captain!" Pink tainted his cheek. "I, too… I, too… I, too, want to be a man without shame like the Captain!" he confessed.

Meliodas kept a blank face looking down at his subordinator. "Hoho… Alright." King's face lit up. "But before that…" King soon found himself beat up in his old form.

Meliodas had listened to King's reason of his blushing. "Basically, Mr. King, you want to gape at Diane's exposed naked body, as though you were licking it, is what you're saying." He summed up.

"Th-the way you say it that would invite a misunderstanding is troubling me." King's blush deepened. "But that is how it is." He admitted sheepishly.

"Let's just get over there for now."

They slowly sneaked near the sight of the girls. "Ahh, this feels great!" Diane's voice mused out.

"Oh, Diane. You're being a bit too shameless." Kagome's voice spoke.

"It's fine! No one's looking anyway!" the Giant responded.

"Look Onee-chan!" Elizabeth called out.

"Wow, Eli!" Kagome cheered her on.

They boys hear sweet laughter coming from the spring. "Looks like a nude-colored world has grown on the other side of these bushes." Meliodas said to King as he peeked.

King's blush returned. "Nu-Nude-colored?!" He stammered. "Ar-are we… going to peek from here? I-Is that okay?" he questioned embarrassed, but his face changed to determination. "I-Is that okay? Fine? Alright?!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" Meliodas snapped to him. "Who's peeking? Listen, King." He started. "The situation of which the thought and intention of "peeking" allows you to hide your perversion will turn you into an actor." Meliodas explained wisely.

"I see." King muttered thoughtfully. "That means…" before he could say anything else, had Meliodas stripped himself from his clothes. "Let's try and open the nude-colored world with some nude colors of our own!" he announced jumping butt-naked into the spring.

"Sorry for intrudin'…" He snaked around.

Kagome's arms immediately went around her chest. "M-Meliodas?!" She asked shocked. "No! Get out of here!" She tried to turn around but he came closer. "It's the Captain!" Diane said happily. "What a perv!"

"Hi, Meliodas-sama!" Elizabeth popped up from underwater, but the man ignored her as he was swimming around Kagome who tried to turn away. 'I can't do anything at this state!' she complained.

"Hey! Come on over, King!" Meliodas called out. "Wait King is here too?!" Kagome exclaimed shocked which created an opening for Meliodas to wrap his arms around her. "Kyaa!"

"Don't worry. I'm protecting you so that you won't be seen." He reassured. "As if!" Kagome hit him down hard, letting Meliodas get a better grip on her breast. "Oohhh… There much bigger than I gave them credit for."

Kagome was almost at her limit. Embarrassed she fretted around, trying to change the situation, but with little luck. "Waah!" Elizabeth yelled making them look at where she was pointing.

There stood King, in his former form. Blood oozing from his nose, his face; beat red. "H-Hai! I-I'm coming in ri…" He breathed out heavily as he stripped.

"Hentai!"

"Ground Gladius!"

"He lacks training."


-Story 3-

"Th-There's trouble!" Hawk's voice rang through the bar. "Someone ate the leftovers I set aside!" He announced. He looked straight with suspicion at the five people in front of him.

"There's only you, Master." Ban commented lazily. "I left in the middle of eating to take a dump outside the bar." Hawk began explaining. "It took 30 minutes."

"That's long." Meliodas deadpanned. "It's bad manners." Kagome scolded to where Elizabeth took over. "Bad Hawk-chan." She motioned her finger in a scolding manner.

"That makes those without alibis within that time suspicious." Hawk proceeded, ignoring the comments. "Now, let's hear those alibis!" He shouted, pointing accusingly at them all.

"Are you serious?" Meliodas questioned. "Totally!" The pig fired back. Kagome came to crouch before him, getting his attention. "Hawk-chan, if you want seconds, you can just ask." She smiled sweetly.

"You too, Kagome-chan?!" He got tears in his eyes. "Where's the proof that I wanted seconds?!" He reasoned. "Hai, hai, we get it." Ban muttered out. King was watching the whole thing, thinking it was stupid. But soon his eyes were found wondering to the creature behind Hawk. Oslo.

"You don't get it at all!" Hawk kept ramping on. "Never have I ever lied about my food being stolen since the day I was born!" King's eyes widen in disbelieve, seeing leftovers of the leftover food, on the corner of the beast's mouth. 'Oslo! You're the culprit?!'


-Story 4-

"Oi, King!" Hawk yelled, making King, who was floating lazily in the air, look at him. "Diane and Ban aren't supposed to have a good relationship, right?" The pig ensured.

"But of course, little pig. There's no way Diane would like that piece of crap." King brushed it off. "Those two are outside holding hand right now, just so you know." Hawk replied.

"You scoundrel!" King immediately dashed outside, tears in his eyes as he flew to the pair. "Even though I've yet to hold her hand myself!" However, the sight he expected was slightly different.

They both looked pissed off at each other, lying on the ground hand in hand. Or rather… pink in hand… "Isn't that arm wrestling!" King looked shocked at Hawk for an explanation. "Diane's only using one finger, though." Hawk responded.

"Teme! Don't fuck with me by using your pinky in arm wrestling!" Ban cursed, thick marks appearing on his face. "Go all in, you giant bitch!" Something in Diane snapped, and her face darkened. "Gotcha." She said as her hand dominated his, by crashing him into the ground. Creating a crater.

Ban was found tucked in the ground with only his lower body being seen. Diane was smiling happily down, glad and proud of her victory. "Do you still want to hold hands even with that?" Hawk questioned. King could only look dumbfounded.


-Story 5-

10 years ago

'It will soon have been some 20 years since I have known Hendrickson. Blessed with a youthful, gentle laughter and magnificent talent, he is my friend as well as my rival. Although he was born a Druid, it seems that he came to the kingdom at an early age due to certain circumstances. Thus, a slight avoidance brings about an occasional hurt.'

Dreyfus thought as he entered the bar. He saw his friend already sitting. Today would've been their own celebration of his engagement with the princesses.

"What's wrong, Hendrickson? Why the meek face?" He asked. "You're engaged to the princess! It took a month for you to come to accept it! We can finally celebrate!" Dreyfus tried to cheer him up.

"I know that…" Hendrickson replied weakly. "But, today…" he started almost scared to share what he knew. "Today, a woman I had just met told me that I am a nice person." He admitted.

"Well, you are a nice guy!" Dreyfus smiled as he took a sip. "What's wrong with that?" He then asked. Hendrickson kept his gaze at the ground. "Well, you see…" a blush came on Hendrickson's face. "She said she would be my wife!"

Dreyfus sputtered out his drink. "Wh-What?!" Hendrickson looked up. "What should I do?!" he asked desperate. "You're going to marry the princess!" Dreyfus shouted angry. "What will she think of you?!"

Hendrickson slumbered over the counter as reply. "I haven't told her yet… I'm lost Dreyfus. Kagome-sama is my fiancé, but… I can't just reject a female…" he pondered. Dreyfus took ahold of his shoulder and turned the silver-haired to him. "You need to tell the woman the truth! You are taken!" Dreyfus said with determination.

All Hendrickson could was nod in understanding.


The next day

"I didn't reject her… she rejected me… she said such a future was nonexistent…" he said as if a ghost had taken over. "What do you mean; "she rejected you" Have you not told her of your engagement?" Dreyfus asked.

"I have but…" Hendrickson denied. "She said that she had never even imagining our lives together." Dreyfus smiled halfheartedly, sweat drops dripping from his face. "Isn't that… a good thing…?" he almost asked.

"It is!" Hendrickson landed back on the counter, head first. "But why?! Why do I feel so weak! My pride has been crushed! She cannot imagine us together?! Why is that so?!"

Dreyfus could only look up for his thoughts. 'How has Ohime-sama accepted him as partner…? It is still a mystery.'


-Story 6-

"Hear ye! King Arthur and The Lady Merlin have returned!" A soldier had said. Knights gathered around them, making way to the bed. "Arthur-sama, who is that person?" one asked, looking at the elderly hanging from both their shoulder.

"His Majesty King Baltra of the Kingdom of Liones!" Arthur answered, as they laid the man down. "Alright, Merlin! Do start Hi Majesty the King's medical treatment quickly!" He asked of her.

"Before that, you've forgotten an important matter." She mentioned. "Although I am a magician, I hold no spells of healing." She told him. Arthur's face changed to shock. "Tha-That means… B-But, that woman said…" He got cut off.

"That woman, you named, is the Crown-Princess Kagome!" She corrected together with a glare. "She was talking about herbs, I learned the healing herbs, and some other stuff…"

"But can you heal him or not!?" Arthur kept pushing on. "T'is very unfortunate…" Merlin replied, and smirked when seeing the shocked expression of the King. "but I'm going to go against Kagome's request." She said. "Sometimes… a weird experiment does the job." She smirked.

In her hand, an unknown creature appeared, with a big mouth with sharp teeth and many small legs. "My magic item number 48: Cure Angel." She introduced. "In contrary to its appearance at first glance, it is a ferocious hookworm from Hell that penetrates into the body of a living organism and consumes the heart."

'That isn't suspicious at all' Baltra thought as he stared scared at the thing. "Now I understand why Kagome-san asked for no weird experiments…" He muttered. "What was that?" She smirked as he flinched. "N-Nothing!"

"I'll be inserting it then, dear King." Her smirk widen darkly. "M-Me?!" Baltra exclaimed. "Merlin! Are you trying to kill His Majesty?! Arthur yelled to where Baltra nodded. "That's right! I'll die!"

"I have improved it using a new technique so that it will choose to eat the tumor. Be at ease." She brushed off. "Is it safe?" Arthur asked. "Most likely it will be." Merlin replied.

"Oi!"

Merlin turned to the Liones King. "Now, the mouth, the nose, the ear, or the anus. Where would you like for it to be inserted?" she asked of him. "You may choose as you wish."

He wanted to back away, but was frozen by just the appearance of the thing. "It… it has to enter no matter what?" He tried once more. Merlin got a sadistic look in her eyes. "Are you not a boy, You Majesty the King?"

"AAAAAHHHHH!"

"By the way, what illness did His Majesty have?"

"A stomach ulcer, but Kagome doesn't want to damage the insides, so it'll take forever for her to remove it."


-Story 7-

"Tell me… why do people tell lies?" Gowther questioned as he stood in a dramatic pose. "What's with that pose?" King returned. "Lies, huh?" Meliodas wondered. "Let's see… Like when they feel guilty inside, I guess…" Ban stepped in, drunk. "Just like King."

Meliodas continued. "Or when they've got something to hide…" Ban leaned over King with his bottle in his hand. "Just like King!" King gave a pissed off glare at the undead. "Why is it me?"

"The last is when they want to surprise someone!" Both Ban and Meliodas shouted together with a sneaky look. "To surprise?" Gowther questioned. "If possible, give me a concrete example." King landed in a seat, taking a sip from some beer. "I can't go along with this!"

"Diane's dancing naked!"

In an instant, King was hogging the windows, searching for the girl. "Where, doko!?" Meliodas snickered. "Something like that." Gowther clapped. "I see…"

"Ne, Captain! Where's Diane!?" King kept looking. Then I will try doing it. King, King." Gowther stated as he called the sin over. King had given up on finding Diane; instead he floated around, with his drink in his hand.

"I don't think there's anyone who'll be surprised knowing that it's a lie." King took a sip. Gowther pulled his shirt up, hearts gathering around him. "Do you want to try doing lewd things with me?"

King sputtered out his drink in shock. "I lied." Gowther bluntly said as he left his shirt to fall back. "Of course you did! Don't say disgusting things!" King yelled at him.

"It seems to be effective." Gowther muttered. "There is a possibility to use this in battle." The purple–haired claimed. "Next is Ban." He turned to the former thief.

"Seriously!" King sighed out, totally done with it. "I'd like you to stop with the worthless lies." Ban waved his words away. "Got it. I won't lie…" Flowers bloomed around him as he suddenly said in a serious voice.

"Onii-san."


KT: Might not be everything. I only did the ones I found very funny XD Hope you can forgive me! And please request! Hope we get along^^ Oh, I'm currently working on my Tumblr account/blog and I could use some help^^' If you can and want to help me, there is more information of my profile^^

Rules: I'll choose the one I like the most out of all the request. And if you have a request you really want, and I have yet to write it, then after the fifth time, it will appear. If not, I will tell you why I will not write it. You can find my anime list on my profile^^

PS: If you don't know the interaction of Kagome in the story, please check out my other story XSinning on a MikoX It would help you^^


For those who do not know these words:

Ne: Hey

Hai: Yes

Doko: Where

Kawaii: Cute

Chotto: Wait

Onii: (Older) Brother

Onee: (Older) Sister

Hentai: Pervert

Ohime: Princess

-san: Honorifics for everyone

-chan: Honorifics for girls

-sama: Honorifics for those of higher standards