AMERICAN PIE 3: STIFLER'S WRATH

(N.B. this is set in between AP 2 and AP Wedding)

The guys: Jim, Oz, Kevin and Finch were sitting around the table playing cards. It was the Christmas break and they found one of the best ways of socialising over this time and allowing each other to tell and hear how they have been going in life during the year is a night of their favourite drinking card game: asshole. The tradition that they started a year ago is to go on a summer vacation later on in January to a beach house at lake Michigan but from Kevin and Stiflers idea they do this before hand to fill up their nights. The table that they were sitting at was in the kitchen of the Stifler residence, the now defunct party location for East Great Falls A couple of years ago this would have been swarming with drunken people on a night like this one, but now it is rather empty due to it being shut down for the parties by the police so this is the closest thing it has.

" Jim your asshole again give me two of your best cards" Kev smirks

"I think not finch was asshole that time" Jim replied angrily.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, this is just like old times," Finch announced wisely.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, fist yourself Finch" Stifler adds sarcastically as they all look up to notice his arrival in the room. "Well I can surely see that my arrival into my own house is a shocking one to you guests… hi to u Jim, Kev and even Shitbreak but how are you fuckface? Have you ditched heather for the holidays?"

"I'm pretty good Stifler, just catching up, chilling, same old same but much to your disappointment nova is still in hostility and I'm with heather" Oz replied to Stifler"

"Fuck me you are a fucking pussy there is more chance of finch licking my arse than good old nova coming back" Stifler's reply came

"Don't count on it Steve" Finch muttered

"Don't call me Steve, arse jockey, you couldn't get on my arse if you tried" Stifler yelled angrily Finch gave him a disgusted glare.

"Stifler you wouldn't want Finch on your arse anyway don't you remember he bites" laughed Jim.