"Kurotsuchi-taichou! Something's gone wrong and now-"

Akon was cut off by a loud explosion and a sudden burst of light. The light engulfed the entire Seireiti before disappearing as fast as it had appeared.

"Kurotsuchi-fukutaichou! What happened to him?!" He pointed at the cute little kid in Nemu's arms. It looked like... No it was, Kurotsuchi-taichou. Akon stared at the chibi-fied Mayuri, he was missing his usual mask and make-up. Kurotsuchi Mayuri's natural blue hair and golden eyes weren't hidden. He most deffinately wasn't happy... Wasn't happy at all.

"What the Hell happened to me you stupid teme?!" Mayuri squeaked and pointed up at Nemu.

"It seems there was a malfunction in the experiment and-" She stopped to laugh at the angry little kid in her arms.

"What the fuck do you think is so damn funny?!" He punched and kicked, yet she just kept laughing.

"It seems we'll have to work on your mouth abit..." Akon walked up and poked him in the forehead. He looked at Nemu and smiled, this was going to be fun.

"Do you think this might have happened to the other taichou?"

"Perhaps we should go check... Who do we leave in charge if he's going to be like this?" He pointed at Mayuri only to get his finger bitten. Little brat had better be glad that I don't just... A million horrible torture ideas flew through his head at once and he picked one... For a 'just in case.'

"I'm still in charge you idiotic whores!" Kurotsuchi starting flailing about some more and they both laughed.

"If you don't mind, I'll leave him here with you and go get the reports from everyone else." Nemu put the chibi-fied Mayuri down and left.

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"Yay! Ken-chan!" Yachiru sat there and chewed the spikes of hair on the little chibi Kenpachi's head.

"Yachiru-chan, I'm guessing its the same over here?" Nemu approached the two little kids most uncertain of whether to stay and laugh or just turn around and leave.

"Hi! Nemu-chan! Wanna come play with us?" Yachiru stopped what she was doing and grinned at the fellow fukutaichou.

"No... I'm afraid I must decline." She turned around and started towards the next division.

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"Aww!! He's even shorter now!" Matsumoto bent down and picked up the smaller, rounder Hitsugaya.

"Whitey-chan!! It's too kawaii!! Can I hold him?" Hinamori hugged Toushirou after Rangiku handed him over.

"Hinamori-san, Matsumoto-san, I'm assuming its the same here as well?" Nemu walked over to them and saw the chibi-fied Hitsugaya-taichou.

"Isn't he so kawaii, Kurotsuchi-san?" Momo held him out for her.

"Yes, very." She nodded her head, then turned and left the office.

On her way down the hall Nemu heard Toushirou yell something about 'not calling him kawaii' and she couldn't help but laugh a little.

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"Oi, Nemu-san!" Shuuhei ran up to her as she was passing through his division.

"Hello Hisagi-san."

"What're you doing?" He was curious because she hardly passed through without being in a hurry.

"I'm gathering reports from our fellow fukutaichou about their taichou." At this statement he raised an eyebrow and gave her a questioning look, but didn't say anything. He continued walked alongside her out of the division.

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"Stop poking me!" Nanao yelled at the two little kids running around her.

"This is fun!" The little Ukitake stopped running to poke her again.

"I said sto-" She was interrupted by Hisagi's outburst of laughter as they entered the room.

"So this is what Nemu-san meant!" He stopped laughing and bent down to pick up Ukitake. "I'll take him off your hands, considering they're already full with Kyouraku-taichou." Shuuhei winked and led Nemu back out of the office.

"He's kinda cute." He poked the chibi Jyuushirou which started laughing. "I bet Kira wouldn't mind taking care of him..."

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"What the Hell am I going to do with this?" Iba sat down and let the Komamura puppy onto his lap. The puppy hiked, peeing on his shihakushou. Suddenly, Sajin's ears perked and he ran to investigate who was at the door.

"Oi! Iba! Do wanna keep him?" Hisagi handed Ukitake over to Nemu and picked up the puppy.

"Nah. Take him if ya want, I don't care. The little shit peed on me anyway." Iba shrugged as Shuuhei and Nemu left.

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"GET OFF OF MY HEAD!!!" Renji tried to pry Byakuya off but he wouldn't budge.

"Nuh uh. I don't wanna." The little kid sat there with his arms crossed.

"What do you want to stay up there for?"

"Because, your hair's soft and it smells nice."

"Err... If I take my hair down will you like sit on my shoulder or something?"

"Uh... Okay!" Byakuya reached back and pulled at Renji's hair tie, letting the hair loose. He slid down onto the red-head's shoulder and looked at the report he was working on.

"What're doing?"

"Aw! That's so cute! Renji, I didn't know you were so good with kids!" Nemu said as she walked into the office. Kurotsuchi sat the chibi Ukitake on Renji's desk. Jyuushirou looked around and saw Kuchiki then started to laugh. He got up and stood tip-toe, poking the other chibi.

"Make him stop! Make him stop!"

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"Weeeee!" The little Unohana-taichou flew by on her chibi Minazuki. "No! You could get hurt!" Isane and Hanatarou came running by trying to catch her.

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"Oi Kira! We brought you something!" Shuuhei and Kurotsuchi approached the sanban-tai fukutaichou's desk.

"Nani?" Iduru looked up too see his friends holding a puppy and a little kid. One looked oddly enough like Ukitake-taichou and somehow the other... Komamura-taichou?

"Here, take this one... He's funnier." Nemu handed Jyuushirou over to him. The chibi looked at Kira and grinned.

"Ohayo, Kira-kun! Are you supposed to be the one who plays with me?"

"Yes, I believe I am."