DD: I got a brainstorm!

Emerald Snake: What was it?

DD: (Screams) Who are you!

Emerald Snake: I'm the U.S.S. government spy unit 5522.509. A.K.A.: Emerald Snake.

DD: (Jaw drops) WHAT!

Emerald Snake: I work for the government of the U.S. of A.

DD: … (sleeps due to knockout)

Maria: Hi!

Emerald Snake: (Screams in fear) A FANGIRL!!

Maria: What?

Emerald Snake: (Runs away in fear)

Maria???

DD: What happened? Ugh… Anyway, I have a brainstorm. I'm throwing in BLOOPERS! YAY ME! -

Maria: For what?

DD: Kingdom Hearts meets Sonic the Hedgehog.

Maria: Ohhh. I get it.

Emerald Snake: (Returns with a coke and pizza) So, what's so spe- (Screams) OMG! SHE'S STILL HERE! (Runs in fear again)

Maria: What's biting him?

DD: … Let's get this over with… (Sleeps)

Disclaimer: DD never owns any of this Kingdom Hearts or Sonic the Hedgehog stuff, but the bloopers are going to be hilarious!

KH meets StH BLOOPERS

Reel 1

Ch.2-4 mishaps

Ch.2

Scene one:

Take one:

Larxene: Demyx! How come you get to be in this stupid (Vomits on Demyx)

Demyx: Dammit! I just got that cleaned for this scene!

Larxene: Sorry.

Director: Cut! Get the scene and Demyx cleaned for take two.

Take two:

Larxene: Dewey! (Bursts into laughter) I'm sorry. Demyx! (Laughs)

Demyx: What's so funny?

Larxene: I'm so sorry. I called you Dewey.

Demyx: I hate it when someone calls me that, especially my mom! Damn!

Director: Cut…

Take three:

Larxene: (Sneezes) Doop!

Demyx: (Laughs)

Larxene: Damn…

Scene two:

Take one:

Xemnas: Will you (Coughs) State (Coughs again) Your (Vomits on floor) meep?

Metal Sonic: (Laughs) That was (Farts) O.O

Take two:

Xemnas: Will you get the hell out of my lawn?

Dr. Eggman: You don't have one…

Xemnas: … you ass…

Scene three:

Take one:

Xemnas: I think we can (Farts)

Axle: O.O! Did you just farted?

Xemnas: …

Take two:

Xemnas: I think we can resurrect the muffin man and do the conga.

Dr. Eggman: That will begin to get gay enough to vomit…

Ch.4

Take one:

Alex: Aw! You stupid Heartless! I'm so going to… huh? (Riku vomits as the cockpit open)

Riku: Sorry…

Director: Get it cleaned up.

Take two:

Alex: Aw! You stupid Heartless! I'm so going to (screams)

Sam Fissure: Ow! Dammit!

Director: I'm getting sued…

Take three:

Alex: Aw! You stupid Heartless! I'm so going to… huh? (sees Roxas making out with Ami) What the frickin' hell Roxas?!?! That's my wife your kissing!!

Roxas: O.O!

Alex: Get the hell away from her!! (Chases Roxas away from Ami)

Director: So THAT is the reason Roxas was gay.

End of Reel 1

A/N: Alex's wife was actually Ami in the later chapters of KH meets StH. R&R. No flames.