DD: I got a brainstorm!
Emerald Snake: What was it?
DD: (Screams) Who are you!
Emerald Snake: I'm the U.S.S. government spy unit 5522.509. A.K.A.: Emerald Snake.
DD: (Jaw drops) WHAT!
Emerald Snake: I work for the government of the U.S. of A.
DD: … (sleeps due to knockout)
Maria: Hi!
Emerald Snake: (Screams in fear) A FANGIRL!!
Maria: What?
Emerald Snake: (Runs away in fear)
Maria???
DD: What happened? Ugh… Anyway, I have a brainstorm. I'm throwing in BLOOPERS! YAY ME! -
Maria: For what?
DD: Kingdom Hearts meets Sonic the Hedgehog.
Maria: Ohhh. I get it.
Emerald Snake: (Returns with a coke and pizza) So, what's so spe- (Screams) OMG! SHE'S STILL HERE! (Runs in fear again)
Maria: What's biting him?
DD: … Let's get this over with… (Sleeps)
Disclaimer: DD never owns any of this Kingdom Hearts or Sonic the Hedgehog stuff, but the bloopers are going to be hilarious!
KH meets StH BLOOPERS
Reel 1
Ch.2-4 mishaps
Ch.2
Scene one:
Take one:
Larxene: Demyx! How come you get to be in this stupid (Vomits on Demyx)
Demyx: Dammit! I just got that cleaned for this scene!
Larxene: Sorry.
Director: Cut! Get the scene and Demyx cleaned for take two.
Take two:
Larxene: Dewey! (Bursts into laughter) I'm sorry. Demyx! (Laughs)
Demyx: What's so funny?
Larxene: I'm so sorry. I called you Dewey.
Demyx: I hate it when someone calls me that, especially my mom! Damn!
Director: Cut…
Take three:
Larxene: (Sneezes) Doop!
Demyx: (Laughs)
Larxene: Damn…
Scene two:
Take one:
Xemnas: Will you (Coughs) State (Coughs again) Your (Vomits on floor) meep?
Metal Sonic: (Laughs) That was (Farts) O.O
Take two:
Xemnas: Will you get the hell out of my lawn?
Dr. Eggman: You don't have one…
Xemnas: … you ass…
Scene three:
Take one:
Xemnas: I think we can (Farts)
Axle: O.O! Did you just farted?
Xemnas: …
Take two:
Xemnas: I think we can resurrect the muffin man and do the conga.
Dr. Eggman: That will begin to get gay enough to vomit…
Ch.4
Take one:
Alex: Aw! You stupid Heartless! I'm so going to… huh? (Riku vomits as the cockpit open)
Riku: Sorry…
Director: Get it cleaned up.
Take two:
Alex: Aw! You stupid Heartless! I'm so going to (screams)
Sam Fissure: Ow! Dammit!
Director: I'm getting sued…
Take three:
Alex: Aw! You stupid Heartless! I'm so going to… huh? (sees Roxas making out with Ami) What the frickin' hell Roxas?!?! That's my wife your kissing!!
Roxas: O.O!
Alex: Get the hell away from her!! (Chases Roxas away from Ami)
Director: So THAT is the reason Roxas was gay.
End of Reel 1
A/N: Alex's wife was actually Ami in the later chapters of KH meets StH. R&R. No flames.
