A/N: A fill for the Inception Kink Meme, found here: .com/inception_?thread=8673379#t8673379 (The team find themselves in one of JD's day-dreams.) This doesn't have any real place on any time-line. I just wanted to fill it because I spend way too much time watching Scrubs. Busted out in about an hour. I have to go to school tomorrow and I wanted to do something that made me feel productive. :D (But FF is being such a bitch right now :(

Warnings: Moderate to extreme crack.

Parings: Elliot/JD, slight Ariadne/JD

Disclaimer: I own none of this crazy shit.

(P.S, Italics below are JD's inner thoughts.)


"I really liked this girl, even if she had a weird name." The voice came through the dream, and everyone could hear it. But their target, John Dorian, kept on staring at Ariadne as if it hadn't happened. Suddenly, he turned his chin up and looked thoughtfully at the sky. "I just wish there was someway we could connect. I wonder is she speaks German?"

Then, Ariadne and JD were standing in an empty hospital room, kicking around red balloons with "99 luftballoons" playing loudly.

As soon as it started, it was over, and they were back in the ICU.

"Hey JD." Eames said, forging as the doctor's best friend Turk.

"Hey Brown Bear." JD said, almost wistfully. "I couldn't help but notice something was wrong with Turk today. But maybe it was because Carla's brother walked in on them this morning."

The scenery of the dream changed to JD's apartment, where Turk was standing at the foot of the bed, dressed like Elvis Presley, Carla dressed like one of the Dream Girls. The door banged open, and a Latino man came in wearing a Sunbrero and riding a white horse.

...Then it was over.

From across the room, one of the projections called out to JD.

"Are they supposed to do that?" Ariadne whispered to Nurse Arthur.

"Ellen, Barbie could re-ea-re-ally use your help over here!"

"This was it, my time to impress Elliot and show her the new man I am."

In yet another flash, they were standing in an exact copy of the ICU, only the men were dressed like they belonged in evil labs, and the girls in slutty nurse costumes. (A/N, think Elliot from the Soap Opera episode.)

"Thank you so much, JD. You're such a stud." Elliot whispered huskily, sliding her body up and down JD's.

"You are a great doctor. I was wrong for doubting you." Dr. Cox said , smiling brightly.

...And once again, they were back. JD walked towards Dr. Cox, and towards the insults waiting to come. Before anyone could say anything, though, Dr. Kelso walked through. He was eating a large muffin.

"Lately, all Dr. Kelso has been doing is eating muffins."

JD poked Dr. Kelso with a needle before backing away quickly. The doctor expanded rapidly, before finally bursting muffins.

JD shook his head.

This was beginning to get old.

"Attention, everyone." Dr. Cox whistled. "Look who's here, the gre-he-ate Dr. Kelso. Clap now, claaap." Everyone did so.

"So Elliot, you needed help." JD said in the manliest voice he could muster. Elliot would have said something, if not for the bullet in her head.

"There was only one person evil enough to do such a thing. Janitor."

In came Janitor, dressed in a dark trench coat. He blew on his gun, one that appeared to be made from a dead rabbit.

It wasn't one of JD's weird dream-in-a-dream either.

"Cobb?" Arthur called out to the man in question. The extractor was squinting so hard his eyes looked dangerously close to no longer being there.

"Let's get the fuck out of here." He said, and promptly shot himself in the head.


"Sorry," Cobb told Elliot Reid, their employer. "He's just too weird. You don't have to pay us."

"Gah!" She screamed in such a high-pitched tone only dogs could hear. "Now I'll never know JD's ideal sexual fantasy!"