Warning: Contains shounen-ai (boyxboy) and may cause nosebleeds due to over-fluffiness. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
"Yao-Yao!" Ivan sang as he stepped into Yao's room, not showing any nervousness at all. "Did it hurt?"
Yao looked up, removing his reading glasses. "Did what hurt?"
Ivan smiled childishly. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because that's the only place beautiful enough to house you," he frowned, then smiled hugely and added, "apart from China, that is."
Yao's face pinked then blanched. If Ivan is using pickup lines… Oh no, that can't be good. But he allowed a small smile for the large Russian's adorableness. "Ivan…are you okay?"
Ivan tilted his head. "Of course…but I did scrape my knee falling for you." He smiled a closed-eyes smile and Yao's heart lurched unfamiliarly.
"I always thought…" Ivan said thoughtfully, trailing off as he stared into space.
Yao's interest was piqued as the tall young man continued to look off in a dreamy fashion.. "What did you always think, Ivan?"
Ivan continued, looking at Yao now with a curious smile, "I always thought 'happiness' began with an H… But now I know, mine starts with a U." He smiled childishly, his violet eyes sparkling.
Yao smiled. "Thank you." Then he reconsidered and smirked to himself. "But you seem to have lost your way."
Ivan blinked. "I am sure this is Yao-Yao's home, da?"
Yao laughed, "What is an angel like you doing on Earth? Heaven is a long way from here!"
A little blush showed itself on Ivan's face. "The only place beautiful enough for me is with you," the taller man responded, smiling sweetly.
Yao smiled. "Aiya, if you come any closer, I'll melt from your sweetness!" Oh god. He did not just say that to Ivan. 傻逼... (sha bi)
"But I am already melting, can you not see? Nothing is as sweet as you, Yao-Yao, apart from your country, of course." Ivan smiled adorably. "Become one with Mother Russia, da?" Then the tall Russian did a mock-scary face that was actually scarier than he thought it was. Yao backed up. "Er..."
Ivan's violet eyes turned worried. "Ah, sorry, Yao-Yao, I have scared the little porcelain doll! Sorry, forgive me, da?"
Yao laughed and hugged him, all modesty behind the small Chinese man. "Of course." Then his modesty returned and he hurriedly extracted himself from Ivan's arms. "Oh, sorry! I do not mean to be hasty..." Yao's face turned red as he realized what he had just said.
"We can afford to be hasty, da?" Ivan smiled hugely and swept Yao into his arms, running out of China and into Russia. "We will become one now, da?"
Yao laughed. "Da."
"Da" is yes in Russian (unfortunately, my Russian keyboard is not working)
傻逼 means "idiot" (I guess) in Chinese. (pronounced "shah bee")
