sumaxi and gibbs are playing minecraft(THIS FANFICTION IS NOT SEXUAL SORRY BUT MY MOM DOES NOT BELIEVE IN SEX BEFORE MAIRRAGE AND I HAVE TO RESPECT THAT OR ELSE SHE'LL USE THE MEAT SOCK)
gibbs: I spent 2 fucking hours, but I did it.
gibbs rushes over to sumaxi, non homosexually because it's against the lord's wishes
gibbs: Sumaxi look at what I did, don't you dare fucking touch it when I'm not watching
sumaxi: where is it? all I see is the fire
gibbs: fire?
Gibbs turns his head around and is stricken in awe, as the glow of crimson red fills his eyes. All that can be seen is the loss. His 1:1 scale model of Tom Hanks in minecraft wood is now lost to a void of flames.
gibbs(stricken in awe): did you do this?
sumaxi: I dunno
sumaxi was soon found dead in miami
