Harry Potter and the Nazi Crab (A Bi-Drabble)

"I cannot believe this," said Hermione. "You've done many stupid things, but you've never summoned an evil Nazi crab before."

Harry hung his head in shame, holding his wand helpless before him. "I didn't mean to!"

"Well, now we have a dancing crab!"

"We just didn't know a spell to get ride of the knitting salmon that you created the other day. We thought the nazi crab might eat it."

"The salmon isn't Jewish," huffed Hermione. "And it doesn't knit, it crochets."

"Which begs the question, why did you summon a crocheting salmon?" Ron prodded.

"Let me tell you something about anal probing," began Hermione.

Harry covered his virgin ears. "Don't! Keep your crocheting salmon to yourself."

The Nazi Crab scuttled in the shadows surrounding the trio.

"Hot Damn!" Ron whimpered. "So, let's review, we have a crocheting salmon- non Jewish and a Evil Nazi Crab on the loose, because you guys accidentally summoned them from the great beyond?"

"What are we going to do Hermione?" asked Harry.

"How about," Hermione paused in thought. "Some Extreme Frisbee?"

"How will Extreme Frisbee help us conquer this vile foe?"

"Who cares?" asked Harry as he hopped over the Nazi crab. "Yeah Frisbee!"

A/N: well...??? R&R ;)