Yes, we know most of this did not exist back in 1963, deal with it! disclaimer yahta yahta yahta.

It was a cool and brisk April night in Tulsa, Oklahoma 1963. It was Two-bits Birthday. Darry threw a party for two-bit and it got out of hand. Darry had so much cake and beer that he passed out in the middle of the living room. He started to have a crazy dream.

In Darry's Dream, it was morning and he had just woken up to his alarm clock. He walked out into the living room only to see Soda and two-bit wearing princess outfits and arguing over who got to kiss the frog prince. Two-bit screamed "I WANT TO KISS THE FROG, I WANT A PRINCE!" then Soda Said "I DESERVE IT MORE THEN YOU, STAY AWAY FROM HIM! I've got my eyes on you Mathews!"

Suddenly, Ponyboy popped up from behind the couch with a boom box on his shoulder and he was wearing a snapback backwards, a Drake tee shirt, really baggy jeans, and Jorden's. The boom box was blaring, "I've got my eyes on you, you're everything that I see I want your high love and emotion endlessly" then he just disappeared behind the couch and Two-bit and Soda quickly made up with each other and then made out. Darry thought well that just happened…..

Then suddenly Johnny appeared out of nowhere and screamed "I AM BACK FROM THE DEAD!" then he made wavy arms and yelled "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH" then Dally appeared in an apron, a curly blond wig, and a high dose of 99 cent red lipstick. He grabbed Johnny by the ear and yelled, "You have no right to be here mr! Breakfast is on the table!" He then smacked Johnny lightly with a rolling pin and dragged him out by his ear.

Steve then burst through the door and said "guess what hot blonde I just picked up!" Miley Cyrus then came through the door and said "Hey yawl, it's Miley Cyrus," she the closed one eye and stuck out her tongue, "but you can call me, Cyrus!" She had space buns in her very short blonde hair and she was wearing a very tight white crop top. Then Miley or "Cyrus", yelled, "Come on yawl, lets twerk!"

Ponyboy jumps up, puts "we can't stop" on with his boom box and started to twerk with Miley. Steve did as well. Then Soda and Two bit started to upside down twerk. Dally and Johnny then came in and Johnny stuck out his tongue and cut off his fingers and pink blood came out. Dally started to lick bread and he ate a money and bread sandwich. Then bob Sheldon appeared and started to make out with a giant Miley Cyrus doll. Darry started to then here faint whispers saying "get up, get up, get up" he is then jolted awake.

Darry looks up and sees all of the guys standing around him. Pony asked "are you ok Darry?" "Yah, I am fine." Darry stated. Then Darry looked around and asked, "have any of you guys ever heard of twearking?" then everyone just smiled at him and started to twerk.

The end

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