Yay! Nejiten fic!!! I do not own naruto or any of the characters. So there. So you know, thoughts and flashbacks are in italics.

Chapter one: training field mishaps! O.O

Tenten stretched wide in the morning light that had streamed through her window. She would have been perfectly happy if it weren't for one thing: three people named Hyuuga Neji, Rock Lee, and Maito Gai. She sighed. It was going to be another long day of exhausting herself, having to deal with the antics of Lee and Gai, plus Neji's cold-hearted bastardiness all at the same time. 'Yare yare.'

Once Tenten had completed her morning duties, she leisurely set off for the training field where they always met. When she arrived, she was surprised to see her teammates had not arrived.

'It's not like them to be late…' She took a seat on a stump and waited. Finally, Neji and Lee arrived, fifteen minutes behind schedule.

"Where have you been?" she said in an irritated voice. Neji gave her the traditional "Hn", and Lee explained that they were looking for Gai, who was at the Hokage's office getting a mission, and so on and so forth. Point being that he would be here soon, and they should train in the meantime. Tenten inquired if they knew the nature of said mission, and both shook their heads.

"Unfortunate." She stated tersely. Neji threw a "What's wrong?" glance, but she only shrugged. She was feeling surprisingly… on edge. 'Mornings…'

"Let's spar." Said Neji suddenly. "Sure" she replied. Lee had run off to find Gai again, leaving the two to train.

'Let's try something new… 'she thought. She suddenly, as opposed to leaping up to launch weapons, pounced on the helpless Hyuuga, who was too shocked at her new strategy to react. She pinned his wrists above his head with her hands, and strattled his waist to keep him down. His expression was priceless. A kunai, which was currently held in place by her mouth, found itself teasing the skin of Neji's throat.

"I win," she said through her clenched teeth. Neji was suddenly very aware of their position. They both heard a gasp and turned. Tenten's kunai fell out of her mouth as it opened in shock, barley missing her teammate's neck Gai and Lee (and some passing acquaintances) stood awestruck beside them. Not a mouth was closed that moment at the training grounds.

Once the incident had been cleared, (although no-one but Gai believed them) they were briefed on their mission.

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"WHAT?!" Tenten and Neji, who had yelled in perfect synch (not to mention pitch) stood shocked and panting from the outburst. Gai chuckled.

"Simple…" he began again." Lee and I will go ahead to make preparations, while you and Neji enjoy each other's springtime of youth in the woods for three days, waiting for our signal." They threw him an exasperated expression. "Well…" began Neji." I can see your strategic thinking…" he continued after some thought." But for three days?" Tenten glared at him. "Hyuuga Neji!" she began." Do you honestly expect for us to stay in the woods, alone, for three days and have nothing…" she trailed off and blushed, suddenly silent. "Happen" she finished in her mind. Her team stared at her quizzically.

"You don't wish to enjoy another's springtime of youth?" Said Lee and Gai, clueless. Neji knew. He wanted to say yes, that he would like it if something did happen, but quickly dismissed the thought.

Neji and Tenten were so wrapped up in their own thoughts, that they didn't notice the two green beasts of konoha had been playing innocent in their last statement.

"Oh, we'll make things happen," thought Lee and Gai evilly.

"It's all planned out."

"WELL!" Gai interrupted loudly. "Let's hit the road, then. Lee and I will be with you for the first day before we go on ahead." For once in her life, Tenten was happy that Lee and Gai would accompany them.

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there you have it! Chapter one. I like reviews but no pressure!!