DISCLAIMER: I don't own Rayearth.  I just rewrite the opening songs and post them on the internet for all to see.  Please, no suing!

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I hold the light and the cookie of my cheese

Here's the usual mention of the sunset and the seas

I can't give up all the guys that I have chased

And Hikaru will yell, "Eagle ho-old me again" with pride

When Hikaru gives a kiss

To Nova that is very weird

Fuu can only think of Ferio

And Umi's in love with a midget

Lantis has a cape that billows in the wind

Eagle's wire connects his forehead to his shoulder

I hold the light and the cookie of my cheese

All the Magic Knights get abducted legendarily

Mokona's God and they all lie to Ascot

Everyone is in love and the girls all dress like skanks

This show is so corny

I want to laugh until I cry