The Day the Volvo Died
Disclaimer:I don't own the vid on youtube, I didn't mean to offend anybody, including the owner of the vid. All credit goes to Lolliholics Anonymous. Sorry if I offended anybody.
Sincerly -Seline
"Bella, I think we are at a stage in our relationship were, you totally get to ride my volvo." I can't belive I am doing this! "Oh my gawd! Are you serious! I have been waiting for this moment ever since I hit puberty!" Bella sighs. "I know I know, it all seems very exciting, but Calm down Bella." I say "I don't want you to urinate on my leather interior!" I said, I still can't believe I'm doing this! "Point taken." Bella says, "Oh my Gawd! Did he just say he's gonna show her his VOLVO?" I heard Alice say to Jasper, "He did! Whoa for Edward that is like third base dude!" I think Jasper spend too much time Emmett and skaters. "I don't know Edward, it just seems like one big step." Bella hesitates, Oh my God! She is hesitating NOW! "Oh sure when it comes to being one of the eternal-damned your full steam ahead, when it comes to riding my sexy-ass car you hesitate!" I can cot believe her! "Your a real piece of work! You know that!" I exclaimed throwing my arms in the air, "I totally have a stake in my bag and Buffy Summers on speed dial! Don't push me Edward Cullen!" Bella replies angrily, "Okay,Okayy, calm down Bella! Let's not get crazy here!" I say immediatly. "Bella, I want you to meet Mr. Volvo." I show her my shiny silver volvo. Bella looks at me her expression unreadable.
-silence-
"What is that!" Bella says, looking away. "It's-It's, my-my car!" I say worried, "That is not a car Edward Cullen! That is a hatchback!" Bella is furious, "No I swear! Maybe we can just get frontal camera angles so no one will notice!" I say thinking of an idea, "That car does no freakin dazzle me!" Bella exclaims, "What happened to all my wet dreams about the S60R!?" Bella continues, "What the hell are you playing at Edward Cullen??" Bella looks at me her eyebrows raised, "This whole time you've been stringing me along this whole time!" Bella starts to sob, I try to calme her down, I take her in my arms and lean down to kiss her, she pushes me away. "Bella! Calm down." I say to her. "I will not freakin calm down!" Bella's furious! She's scaring me right now. "Saying you have a hot Volvo and showing me this! This is the very blackest kind of Blasphemy! It's Over!" Bella stalks away, very angry, "Unfreakin believable!" I mutter under my breath, sighs "Another one gone, what am I going to do with these women!" I think they are all so freaking complicated! "Haa! Lose another one Ed?" Emmett laughs his head off, sigh "Yeah..." Emmett's face turns all funny, "Awww...Poor little Edward Hatchback..." Emmett says it all funny, "Dude! Shut Up! The C30 has feeling too! Allright!" I say getting into my Volvo and rolling down the window. "Alright...Alright...sorry... Just don't forget to pick up the kids from soccer practice Mom!" Emmett laughs again, that was the last straw! "Y'arrrgh!" I jump at Emmett, wanting to rip him to shreds.
I am sorry for the language! I just thought it was funny and all. Please send in reviews!-Seline
Disclaimer:I am aware that I have offended someperson, I guess she owns the vid on youtube and I am sorry that I have offended her. Again all credit goes to Lolliholics Anonymous.-Seline
