DISCLAIMER:  I don't own Chrono Cross or "American Pie"!!

El Nido Pie

A long long time ago

after Lavos was destroyed

by Crono and his little friends

There lived a boy, we called him Serge

and evil he was bound to purge

for the world was coming to an end

Leena sent him to Lizard Rock

Komodo scales he had to stock

Sucked into Another World

after a chat with that girl

He found his own grave and met Kid

They were challenged; fight they did

Solt and Peppor flipped their lids

That's how this all began

My, my this here arbiter guy

touched the Flame before the game so that he wouldn't die

Now would you believe, he has a boat that can fly

and he's going to save all of mankind

going to save all of mankind

Well he saw Termina's glitter and glamour

then headed off to Viper Manor

looking for the Frozen Flame

Oh, a Dragoon Deva, little Marcy

attacked them in the library

trying to cause them all some pain

Lynx was waiting for them upstairs

and the Dragon Tear was also there

And as they ran for their lives

Lynx hit Kid with a knife

Serge crossed worlds to the marshes pure

trying to find a Hydra-cure

so Kid's recov'ry would be sure

And all the dwarves were ticked

They were singin' my, my this here arbiter guy

touched the Flame before the game so that he wouldn't die

Now would you believe, he has a boat that can fly

and he's going to save all of mankind

going to save all of mankind

They boarded the ghostly pirate ship

and in the cargo hold found Pip

and saved the pirates from the wraiths

Then they headed to Water Dragon Isle

which the dwarves had started to defile

so they saved the fairies in that place

Serge received the power to freeze fire

so they went ahead to Mount Pyre

They beat the Fire Dragon

and the Devas- the welcome wagon

They conquered Fort Dragonia and

found the general and the evil cat-man

Lynx stabbed Viper and Kid once again

After switching bodies with Serge

He was singin' my, my this here arbiter guy

touched the Flame before the game so that he wouldn't die

Now would you believe, he has a boat that can fly

and he's going to save all of mankind

going to save all of mankind

Serge beat Miguel and the Dragon Gods

to reclaim his original bod

Now we switch to Disc Two

He went on through the Pearly Gates

to battle the super-computer FATE

which wasn't a smart thing to do

As FATE fell, everyone was sad

Turns out the Dragons are actually bad

The old Dragon City rose way high

Now he needed some way to fly

Starky gave his boat that power;

Serge and friends conquered Terra Tower

Then faced off with the TimeDevourer...

My word, we beat the game

My, my this here arbiter guy

touched the Flame before the game so that he wouldn't die

Now would you believe, he has a boat that can fly

and he's going to save all of mankind,

going to save all of mankind