DISCLAIMER: I don't own Chrono Cross or "American Pie"!!
El Nido Pie
A long long time ago
after Lavos was destroyed
by Crono and his little friends
There lived a boy, we called him Serge
and evil he was bound to purge
for the world was coming to an end
Leena sent him to Lizard Rock
Komodo scales he had to stock
Sucked into Another World
after a chat with that girl
He found his own grave and met Kid
They were challenged; fight they did
Solt and Peppor flipped their lids
That's how this all began
My, my this here arbiter guy
touched the Flame before the game so that he wouldn't die
Now would you believe, he has a boat that can fly
and he's going to save all of mankind
going to save all of mankind
Well he saw Termina's glitter and glamour
then headed off to Viper Manor
looking for the Frozen Flame
Oh, a Dragoon Deva, little Marcy
attacked them in the library
trying to cause them all some pain
Lynx was waiting for them upstairs
and the Dragon Tear was also there
And as they ran for their lives
Lynx hit Kid with a knife
Serge crossed worlds to the marshes pure
trying to find a Hydra-cure
so Kid's recov'ry would be sure
And all the dwarves were ticked
They were singin' my, my this here arbiter guy
touched the Flame before the game so that he wouldn't die
Now would you believe, he has a boat that can fly
and he's going to save all of mankind
going to save all of mankind
They boarded the ghostly pirate ship
and in the cargo hold found Pip
and saved the pirates from the wraiths
Then they headed to Water Dragon Isle
which the dwarves had started to defile
so they saved the fairies in that place
Serge received the power to freeze fire
so they went ahead to Mount Pyre
They beat the Fire Dragon
and the Devas- the welcome wagon
They conquered Fort Dragonia and
found the general and the evil cat-man
Lynx stabbed Viper and Kid once again
After switching bodies with Serge
He was singin' my, my this here arbiter guy
touched the Flame before the game so that he wouldn't die
Now would you believe, he has a boat that can fly
and he's going to save all of mankind
going to save all of mankind
Serge beat Miguel and the Dragon Gods
to reclaim his original bod
Now we switch to Disc Two
He went on through the Pearly Gates
to battle the super-computer FATE
which wasn't a smart thing to do
As FATE fell, everyone was sad
Turns out the Dragons are actually bad
The old Dragon City rose way high
Now he needed some way to fly
Starky gave his boat that power;
Serge and friends conquered Terra Tower
Then faced off with the TimeDevourer...
My word, we beat the game
My, my this here arbiter guy
touched the Flame before the game so that he wouldn't die
Now would you believe, he has a boat that can fly
and he's going to save all of mankind,
going to save all of mankind
