It was a summer evening and Tingle was taking a holiday in Oregon, America. She booted up her Gamecube and put the Twilight Princess disc into the machine. She heard the nostalgic sound of the start up screen and opened up her save file. She started playing and heard a knock at her door. She paused the game and went to her door. She opened it slowly. Mofat was standing there with his hands behind his back and said quietly,

"Hey Tingle, I heard you were in Oregon so I came to see you."

"Oh! Nice to see you Mofat!" Tingle said excitedly.

"I did come here for another reason though Tingle..." Mofat whispered softly

"What is it?" Said Tingle, curiously.

"I've known you for a while, you're an amazing girl and we even got naked once!" Said Mofat, looking into Tingle's eyes.

"Go on." Said Tingle cautiously,

"And.. And, there's something I need to say!" Shouted Mofat

"Is it what I think it is?" Said Tingle, starting to blush.

"Maybe... I... I think I love you Tingle!" Mofat said. His passionate feelings were finally coming out.

"I love you too Mofat!" Said Tingle, her face turning redder than before. Mofat produced flowers from behind his back and gave them to Tingle, he leaned in for a kiss. They closed their eyes, ready for the moment of joy when all of a sudden,

"WHACHA!" Cosmo appeared from a roof wearing a ninja costume and roundhouse kicked Mofat in the face. Mofat fell back, a tooth falling from his mouth.

"I AM COSMO, LORD OF ZELDA AND! AND TINGLE IS MINE!" Yelled Cosmo, "NOW COME MY DARLING, TO MY SECRET 'CASTLE'!" Cosmo picked up Tingle and started to go to his 'castle' when Mofat stood back up,

"Yo faggot, wanna fight me irl?" Said Mofat, courageous

"MUAHAHA, PATHETIC MORTAL, I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR FRAIL BODY!" Bellowed Cosmo, maniacally

They fought, but because Cosmo was wearing a ninja suit he became invincible and pounded Mofat to the ground, his body was left, bloodied from the fight. "MUAHAHAHA I ALWAYS WIN, NOW COME MY BEAUTY!" Tingle was grabbed up by Cosmo when she saw Mofat's mouth utter the words,

"I will always love you... Tingle..." A tear fell from Tingle's eye and streamed down her cheek,

"I love you too Mofat... I love you too..." She finally whispered.