Hello! I'm back...with somthing so pointless it's retarded. I made this over the weekend with my friend you sabatodged my previous angst work (which, by the way, will not be restored so quit asking me to!) and then blackmailed me into posting it. Yes that girl is a really good blackmailer.

So, brace yourself, for something so pointless you'll think all my work is crap if you haven't read it yet!

Disclaimer: I don't own TMM. Smoothies of any kind, or a lollipop company. Not that you care.


It was peaceful. There was barely a noise, aside from the annoyingly loud sound of someone slurping.

Yes, that was very annoying.

But aside from that it was nice and quiet.

And Kish was bored to death.

Floating upside down in the air he looked over at Pai, who was reading another book.

After glaring at him for almost one minute he pouted that his efforts had been ignored and looked over at Tart.

He was finishing off something humans called a 'smoothie' strange thing it was.

Kish was sure the 'smoothie' was evil, making that irritating noise that made him grind his teeth, or maybe that was just Tart.

Whichever.

Kish flipped right side up and willed something interesting to happen.

And he sat there with his eyes closed for a whole two minutes (which is a great accomplishment for him) then opened his eyes with a sigh.

There was a strange loud pop and when Kish looked in the direction a human was standing there.

She blinked and looked to the left, then to the right, then behind her.

"This isn't Wal-Mart," She said, and then turned around again.

And squealed. A very high-pitched long, long, squeal.

Tart, who was just starting on a lollipop, ducked for cover behind Pai and Kish shoved his fingers into his ears.

Once she finished she ran forward as fast as she could and attached herself to Pai's arm.

There was a moment of pure silence as Pai stared at the girl as if she had rabies, and Kish blinked stupidly.

"WHA-!" Tart screeched (being the young boy that he way all girls had rabies) and jumped behind Kish.

There was another slight pause.

And Kish started laughing. Non-stop. For no apparent reason. And Pai just glared at him.

"Pookey-Poo," The girl said.

Pai stared at her with mixed horror and disgust.

"I wuv you!" She claimed happily, as if it were the most wonderful thing in the world.

Kish toppled to the ground clutching his aching sides as he laughed even harder.

Tart just watched Kish, not understanding what was going on.

Then the human jumped on Pai, squeezing him in a breathless hug.

"Oh, you're so mature," Pai shot over at Kish. Who was currently rolling on the ground with laughter.

"But I'm sorry my love," The human exclaimed dramatically, releasing the alien, "But alas we cannot be together!"

Pai blinked, Tart started eating his lollipop again and Kish tried to catch his breath.

"Because," She paused dramatically, "You must get together with Mint!"

"HUH?" All three chorused, making equal faces of confusion.

"Goodbye!" She sang, "I'll be back if you don't get together with Mint!"

And with a loud pop she was gone.

"What was that?" Tart asked, breaking the silence.

"That, was a rabid fangirl, a very rabid one," Pai replied.

"Well, I think you should get together with Mint," Kish said seriously, patting Pai on the shoulder.

"You can't say something so serious after laughing so hard," Pai snapped.

"Ah yes, but do you really want her back?" Kish asked loftily.

Pai's left eye twitched twice.

And Kish sighed, now he was bored again.


See? Did I not warn you? Well, just so you know the fangirl was a friend of mine, who like Sardon and for reasons unknown thinks he'd go good with Mint. Don't ask, I don't know. Know leave a review or I'll post more pointless crap like this!