Dear Aeris Gain'

I wrote to explain

I'm your biggest fan

I just wanted to ask

Could I kick your ass?

Write back as soon as you can


You've had a lotta fights

Had a lotta fights

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've had a lotta fights Aeris

But you ain't fought me


Dear Aeris Gain'

I wrote to complain

You never wrote me back

How could I ever kick

Your ass when you tick

Your greatest fan like that?


You've had a lotta fights

Had a lotta fights

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've fought a lotta dicks Aeris

But you ain't fought me


Dear Aeris Gain'

I wrote to constrain

This letter is my last

As your greatest fan

I must demand

You let me kick your ass


You've had a lotta fights

Had a lotta fights

I've had a lotta time

Had a lotta time

You've fought a lotta dicks Aeris

But you ain't fought me


C.S.

Mom and Dad this is Aeris

Aeris this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them money

Now show 'em them money

C.S.

Mom and Dad this is Aeris

Aeris this is my mom and dad

Now show 'em them money

Now show 'em them money


Would you fight me for kicks?