Everyone had rather understandably been stunned when the demon walked into the library as bold as brass and run off with the Librarian/Watcher Rupert Giles. Buffy, the Slayer of Vampires and other icky creatures came out of her stupor first and ran after the demon, catching up with him three blocks later.
Rather than finding the demon doing nefarious things to her watcher, she found it talking on a cell-phone.
"I know I'm missing tonight's episode of The Teacher's Break Room, but I've got the Librarian! Yeah, I've actually got the actual, honest to Cthulhu, Librarian!" the demon yelled excitedly into the phone while Giles made his break for it, crawling towards some bushes.
The demon then spotted Buffy and quickly ended its call, less excited about her than it was about her watcher. After the Demon hung up and put its cell phone in a place that Buffy didn't want to think about, they started the obligatory Rampaging Demon vs. The Slayer fight. In the middle of the fight that traditionally either ended with the demon dead or the Slayer injured and crawling off to heal and come back for round 2, 3, 4, et cetera, something that wasn't traditional happened.
A rather upbeat tune that Buffy recognized as being from one of Xander's favorite anime started coming from the demon. The demon put one of its hands up in the universal "hang on a sec and let me answer this" gesture and fished out its cell phone.
Knowing that she wouldn't want to have her ass kicked while she was talking on the phone, Buffy decided to let the demon have its last phone call.
"Really?! No way!" the demon yelled sounding disappointed. "I can't believe it. The Gym teacher took a piss in the coffee pot and I missed it!"
At this exclamation, Buffy was torn between laughing, being sick and helping Giles who looked like he was about to have a heart attack.
"Giles, what's wrong?" Buffy asked when she reached her watcher.
"Principal Snyder's the only one who drinks the break room coffee." Giles said before he started laughing so hard he pissed his pants.
