I apologize that this chapter will be very short... I'm so sorry! I just needed a beginning is all! I'll make all the other ones blow your mind, I promise! :D

*Note: I do NOT own Death Note, and I have used from quotes taken from the manga/anime series.*


"Will you be eating that cake?" he asked, innocently. Light stared at him with a look of annoyance and stupidity. Light threw the small piece of cake at L, hitting him in the face. A small silence.

"Say what you want, but I will be taking the cake." L ignored the cake mess on his face and clothes and grabbed another piece.

Light groaned in annoyance, staring out the window for a minute. "Ugh he can get on my nerves some times. He's eating cake when we should be concentrating on this case!" Light sighed, looking to stare at L again, a little pissed off.

"Why are you staring at me?" he asked. "Are you annoyed that I am the only one who has cake?"

"No you idiot! We're supposed to be getting information on this case! All you've been doing is sitting around on your butt eating that stupid cake!" Light burst at him.

"Calm down, Light, I am thinking about the case. Can't you tell?"

"Like hell you are," Light crosses his arms and walks back to look out the window again.

Light tried to focus, watching a helicopter fly across the city's sky. The murder scenes where all the same. No sign of forced entry whatsoever. All victims were male, and there was always three of them in one place. One had his ears cut off, one's eyes gouged out, and one had his mouth sewn shut. As far as they could tell, based on the information they had so far, the killer was possibly an O.C.D. female. The way she would get into houses easily could be because she uses sexuality as a tool, like a stripper, maybe. Strangely, the pattern also gave mixed thoughts.

"Don't worry, Light. This isn't the hardest case we've ever had," L says, finished with his cake, and wiping off the cake that Light threw at him.

"Yeah yeah..." Light rolled his eyes.

"She also seems to think that what she's doing is right, don't you think?"

"If you're referring to how she kills her victims, then yes."

"Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil." Light thought to himself.

"Would you like to take a break?" L asked.

"Are you kidding?! All you've been doing is taking a break!"

"No, I haven't. I've been thinking just as much as you, and it seems you need a break anyway."

Light wasn't upset about the case. More upset that it seemed like L hasn't been doing anything but eat cake. He sighed, grabbing his jacket from a chair.

"Alright fine. Let's go," he headed for the door.

"How about ice cream?" L smiles, getting up from the couch.


...Light slowly ate his ice cream sundae, his mind still on the case. L was on his third chocolate shake with sprinkles and a second cup of sickeningly sweet tea.

"I received files about the people who always seem to be near the murder scene." L hands Light a manila folder with a small stack of papers falling out.

"It's strange how she works everything out. Why else would she have the same people around? No need for an accomplice," Light wonders.

"Some murderers just have a weird way of working. I'm sure we can ask her when we catch her," he smiles a little, finishing his shake.

Light rummages through the papers, reading a few intently. He was about to skip one until he saw the pictures of her. She fit the guessed profile. Beautiful in her picture, and the file had said that she was O.C.D., and part time stripper after her day job at an Italian restaurant. "This is too simple... Why is this so obvious?" Light showed the paper to L.

"Interesting. I guess we should check it out, hmm?" L said, sipping the last of his tea.

They arrived at the restaurant where Haruka Misato worked. L casually asked the manager for them to talk to her. They met up with her as soon as her shift ended.

"So, Misato-san... I hope you don't mind but we'd like to ask you a few questions," L asked nicely.

"Sure," she said.

"Where were you on the nights of December 12th, 15th, 18th, and 23rd? All from 9pm to midnight," Light asked.

"Home, sleeping."

"You didn't have any customers?" L asked, drinking tea again.

"Excuse me?" she became offensive.

"You're a part time stripper, aren't you?"

"I don't think that's any of your business. How did you know that?"

"Easy," was all L said. That seemed to annoy her a bit, but she stayed silent.

"Well then. Me and my friend would like your services.

"What?" Light and Haruka questioned, eyeing L at the same time, surprised.

"Yes. Me, my friend here, and another of our guy friend has a bachelor party."

Light stared at L, disturbed.

"Umm, well...OK?" she hands L a card.

"Thank you. Well, I guess I'll be seeing you..." she walked away, confused.

"What the hell was that?!" Light was unable to hide his emotions. He would never have thought in a million year that something like that would come out of his mouth.

"If she's as O.C.D. as we think, and if that is who we are looking for, I'm sure she'll be there to kill us." L took a drink of his tea.

"Crazy bastard," Light thought.


Light got home before L, because he was looking for the third person. Soon enough, however, L came back with a random guy. He had told him that they were investigators, and that his safety was assured. And he was the type of person who would do whatever if they had nothing better to do. Later that night, after lounging around, the doorbell had rung at about 10:50. Haruka walked in wearing a rather slutty pirate outfit.

"Well thank you for co--" before L could finish his sentence, she pulled out a gun with a silencer attached to it.

"I guess you knew about those murders, huh?" she questioned.

"Rather quick to the draw, are we?" L said.

"If you knew we had known, then why did you come anyway?" Light glared at her. The random friend sat scarred on the couch.

"You think I'm gunna let you catch me?" she mocked.

"This is all too easy," Light mentioned.

"It's not going to be so easy when I kill you."

L sighed. "Too bad we can't ask you why. This is actually pretty depressing."

"What are you talking about, you creep?"

L had suddenly kicked the gun from her hand.

"This is very depressing, actually. This could have been an exciting case, don't you think, Light?"

"Sure..."

Haruka was awe-struck from the sudden moment. Next thing she knew she was in handcuffs. Personal officers from L had came and took her away.

"So much was missed. We could've gotten so much information and this really would have been fun," L voiced his thoughts aloud.

"Yeah...This was a pretty short case." Light was looking out the window again.

"Well, Light..."

"Yes, Ryuuzaki?"

"I told you not to worry. Didn't I say this wasn't as difficult as any other?" L smiled, drinking more sweet tea filled with slushy sugar.

Light rolled his eyes. "Here we go again..."


I swear i'll make the next chapters awesome~!