Sam Winchester really was glad that his brother Dean was in a consistent relationship now. He seemed happier, and it was probably healthier than the one night stand things he'd been doing before. But there were times when things could get a bit out of hand between Alice and his brother, and they just seemed to kind of ignore him and do their own... thing. The first time, he could excuse it(kind of) since Dean was drunk, and he didn't think Alice was any more amused by his antics that Sam was.
"I can get as drunk as I want when we're not working a case," Dean protested from the passenger side. Sam and Alice had gone out to pick him up from the bar.
"Case isn't over yet," Alice said. Sam was driving, and she was in the back.
"Why not? We killed the walkers," Dean said. They'd been on an odd case, a pair of bearwalkers that seemed to think that they actually were bears. Except they'd been going into town once a month, and eating a few hearts before heading back into the woods.
"Yeah, we think they were a mating pair," Sam said.
"Okay, so?" Dean asked.
"And there were reports of people being dragged off into the woods," Alice said.
"Okay, so?!" Dean demanded.
"So, we think they might have a nest in the woods. With little baby walkers in it," Alice said.
"Oh. Well you could have just said that straight out," Dean said.
"You're supposed to be smart enough to figure it out on your own," Alice said.
"Well I thought you were supposed to be a good enough hunter to take care of some baby walkers," Dean shot back.
"I am," Alice said calmly.
"So why did you need to pry me away from my third drink?" Dean asked quizically, his eyebrows raised.
"So I could teach you how to hunt baby walkers," Alice replied, smiling smugly.
"Teach me?" he demanded.
"Teach you," Alice replied.
"Oh, I see," Dean said, crawling into the backseat with her.
"Dean, what the hell?" Sam demanded, trying to keep from crashing.
"Dean, what are-"
"I need special teaching," Dean said, settling on her lap.
"Special teaching on how to hunt," Alice said, squirming under him.
"Finding things, right?" Dean asked.
"Dean, we're gonna get pulled over," Sam said, keeping his eyes on the road ahead.
"He's right you know, and we can't- What are you-"
"I'm finding something," Dean said, ignoring Sam.
"Sam's right there," Alice whispered harshly.
"Yeah, Sam's right here," Sam said, holding a hand up to indicate his presence.
"Eyes on the road Sammy," Dean said. "We're having a special lesson back here."
"How about, we have a special lesson later?" Alice said, trying to push him off her again.
"I want a special lesson now," Dean said.
"Dean... fuck. I'm getting you for this later," Alice mumbled.
"Sounds fun," Dean muttered.
Sam did his best to ignore them, and turned the radio on to cover the sounds coming from the back seat of the car.