Benjamin was a blonde haired boy, who couldn't twerk if his life depended on it, and Max was a brown haired boy who could perhaps twerk, no one knows. The two of them were in love with each other but neither would tell. Once upon a time in Hell, Benjamin woke up feeling a weird tingling sensation on his shoulder. He shuddered and looked over to see his friend Max feeling his shoulder. Benjamin screamed, scared and back away with a look of horror on his face. Yes, he liked Max but he wasn't ready to mate with Max just yet; maybe a date or something first.
Seeing the look on Benjamin's face, Max chickened out and ran away. Benjamin searched for Max for years but Max was never to be found again. Benjamin lived a lonely life until he was transported to Pasta Land where he met Keegan. Keegan was also a brown haired boy who could possibly twerk. We don't know, Keegan wouldn't talk about it. Keegan was a weirdo, but as soon as he saw a blonde boy landing in the middle of Spaghetti Lane, he was curious and he befriended the boy.

Benjamin and Keegan became BFFL, and they every night they rode their unicorns, to the end of Pasta land. They liked to sit there together and watch the giant meatball set. It was sooper romantic and all, but Benjamin still loved Max, who was dead for all we know. Keegan was a hard dude (pun intended) to figure out but Benjamin thought Keegan loved him but really Keegan was in love with Elijah who lived in a far off place called The Mall. Keegan had only been to The Mall once when his mummy was sick and she needed soup from there.

Elijah was a slut who lived in The Mall. Elijah totally loved Keegan and Keegan loved him too. So one day, the all might Meat Ball transported Keegan back to Elijah and they got married and mated and had a little girl named Tyrone.

Benjamin died alone and Maria, some random chick who's not even a part of this story ended up marrying Ryland, the beautiful dude with the fedora's.

But the Benjamin came back to life as a zombie and Johanna, this other chick who died mated with Benjamin and they had weird zombie babies and they liked banana's.