after they had finally defeated the aliens, the monsters returned to Susan's home, a little irritated by hearing the screams , the missing link looked down unexpectedly getting glomped by three screaming fan girls, and another news person came up after that, I saw how brutally Ginormica, or Susan …. Treated him after he asked her for the interview and admittedly I felt a little nervous to ask but… I then stared at Dr. Cockroach and thought for a minute… well… here I go…

This would be my first interview in months, if they would do it…… if being the operative word… I stared them down with the utmost confidence!, a shame though on my pride, I was staring from behind Susan's mom's trash can…

"Ok… you can do this… one little question… not gonna die" I stared back at Dr. cockroach again, "and maybe it'll be worth It" still staring, when suddenly… "Dang" I thought, He looked back

"Hm?" Dr. cockroach stared at the trash can, "what? What is it?" Link asked, "hungry? Now? Seriously?"

"No, I could have sworn I saw something behind that trash can" "k…" "what?"

"Now then, are you monsters ready to take on your next mission?" general Monger announces

Dr. cockroach and Link, at that moment redirect there attention to the general

"a giant snail is attacking Paris"

"Paris! PARIS! If they go off to Paris, I'll never get the interview!" I thought quick as I could (obviously poor planning on my part… you'll see) I ran fast as I could Shouting "Wait Wait!" and Hugged (more like glomed him, then again, I didn't really nock him down so…?) Dr. Cockroach, Tight, then with Big round Eyes "Hi! I'm Like your Biggest Fan!, I Know all about you, All, Dr. C you're a mad scientist experimenting on cockroaches, You have a PhD in science, And Dance!" (insert my lame disco dance pose here) "and Have a creepy, yet Awesome cool maniacal laugh, and can create Almost anything out of Anything!" I snapped a picture, but there really wasn't much more time to explain as he was about to ask, "how do you… " but before he could finished, I practically begged (Hands knees, the whole shebang) "Please! Wait All I'm asking from you all is Just one little interview! PWEEEEEZZZEEE! (and please don't kill me)"

"uh… I ah…" Dr. cockroach backed away a little, when suddenly Link moved in front, "you mean an interview from all of us?" I shook my head yes, (still on hands and knees) "… why not? What do you guys say?" he asked

"well…" Ginormica was thinking, "I guess… just one…"

"Yes!!! Thank you! Thank you!" (groveling) they offered me a ride to my place, and well, I wasn't gonna say no.

We rode Insectosaurus until we came up to a shabby kind of rugged looking house, which was when I signaled to them to stop, and we landed at the front porch of my house. "well this is it…" I announced (it was a lot smaller looking on the inside then out) Susan just kind of stared through the window from outside, as Dr. C Link and B.O.B. stepped inside staring… my house was… ok… I mean, the white walls were kind of stained and there were movie cases, blankets and a few wrappers on the floor, but the living room was ok… then again, they all stared and looked around the room, so… I'm not so sure, heheheh… "Well anyways, this is my home… um, well make yourself at home I guess, I'll uh.. Start the interview in a minute, in the mean time, do you guys want some lemonade?" I asked as I walked into the kitchen to find a pitcher, (ok, I suppose I should warn you of the fact that… the kitchen is kind of a mess, well… you know, like the fact that there are three cans of garbage in the middle of the kitchen, which I noticed Dr. cockroach eyeing, and or, I think also licking his lips to, and the fact that there are a few cans of cat food on the floor, and a few on the shelf, I think, I noticed missing link, searching for the cat…not knowing I don't have one, I guess. And alongside that… well…, there was a bit of a mess everywhere, a few scratches on the walls, and some mud around the place, heheh….) when I came back, I nearly dropped the lemonade, when I saw Bob, I think eating my sofa, Dr. cockroach, was eating from my garbage can in the kitchen, "um… mind if I?" he asked, eating an apple core. And then I heard something crash in a different room… It was missing link, In the laundry room (slash, my bedroom) trying to lift up my bed, as Insectosaurus, watched through the other window, staring at a little blinking light on my TV. As Ginormica, tried telling them to stop. "Gah! Wait!, Stop!" I yelled, as I shoved some papers off the table to put the pitcher of lemonade up, and grabbed away the trash can from, Dr. C, "Sorry…" he said, "oy… S'okay" When "GAH! No! Not the sofa!" I yelled, again to B.O.B. as he spit, well… most of it out, all slimy and gross, (I figured the rest was pretty much already eaten…) when I heard another crash… It was Insectosaurus, trying to crash through my bedroom window to get to the TV, and the missing link dropping my bed… oh but it wasn't over there… after I finally got them all back to the living room, "okay, I'll get my journal… Please try not to destroy anything while I'm gone…( I really can't afford it)" I left the room, and went into my bedroom, to get the journal… "Dang! Where'd I put that thing? I could have sworn, I just had it"