Alright! For the second time, I'm remaking my story! This one will have to work though, because I completely deleted the other one! Once again, I will be having Shadow in my show-er, fanfic...yeah, let's go with that.
ONWARDS!!
Two figures are walking down a street, one of them is tall, the other is of normal height. If not a bit short. The two were headed towards a large house. They reached the driveway fence, and there the cameras picked them up...
R.O.B: ATTENTION. ATTENTION. UNKNOWN PERSON(s) APPROACHING GATE. ATTENTION. ATTENTION. UNKNOWN-
Fox: Shut up ROB, god.
The vulpine turns a key on a large panel, it was connected to a sort of computer, but it showed the status of the house, not videos of people doing retarded stuff. Or something like that.
Fox: Okay, let's see what we've got here...
There were two figures on the cameras live feed- one of them was was pulling at the bars, the other was doing some weird hand gestures...
Fox: WHAT FRESH HELL?!
The figure doing weird hand gestures hand just shoved his palm at the gate- and it flew off!...With the other person hanging on...
??: SHADOW!! WHAT THE HEEEELLL?!
Shadow: It's your fualt! You were hanging onto the gate- I told you to let go!! God Hakkyou, you're such an idiot!
Hakkyou: I'm not an idiot...he is
Hakkyou points at the frog that was standing near them.
Shadow: DON'T STEAL MY LINES!!
Hakkyou: Chill!!Chill!! Peace! You must know peeeeaaaaace!!
Shadow:...sigh Fine, just don't do it again, okay?
Hakkyou: Hah! That's as easy to remember as once seeing...Hm, I don't remember. Whatever!
Hakkyou starts strolling towards the house.
Shadow: I really don't know how you managed to convince me to do this...
Hakkyou: Something to do with helping you with a show...
Shadow: SILENCE!!
Falco: You two really are a sad lot on this night.
Hakkyou looks quickly at Falco
Hakkyou: Is that a gun you're holding...?
Falco: No, it's a tooth brush...
Shadow: Oh, well, that's really too ba- EAT RASENGAN!!
Falco is hit in the face with a swirling ball of chakra, sending him flying into a window.
Slippy: NOOOO!! THE T.V!!
Hakkyou: You can use your colorful aura stuff, I'll stick to explosives
Shadow: How many times do I have to tell you- IT'S CHAKRA!!
Hakkyou and Shadow enter the building
??: Hold it right there!
??:...Where did they go?
Hakkyou: Kon bon wa, Fox!
Fox: WHAT FRESH HELL?!
Hakkyou: Oi oi oi, mate, mate. Matey mate with mate on top and a side dish of MATE. That's my line.
Shadow: Shut up Hakkyou
Shadow hits Hakkyou over the head with some chakra
Hakkyou: Ow-ow-ow-ow that stuff hurts, god dammit!
Krystal:...Wait...I remember you!
Krystal points at Shadow
Fox: Yeah! You made us play truth, dare or strip!
Falco: THE T.V!!
Hakkyou: Oops.
Shadow: Oh, hey guys...
Fox: So...who is that? The short guy?
Hakkyou: SHUT UP!! I am NOT SHORT!!
Shadow: Yes, you are
Hakkyou: I hate you, I really do...
Fox: So, I guess you're here to make us do that again, huh?
Shadow: well, no-
Hakkyou: Nope! I'm here to ask you questions! Well, not me really, people send us questions and we answer them!
Fox:...So, why aren't you asking any?
Shadow: Because he recently switched to koodo mobile!
Hakkyou: As I said, we need people to send us questions. Not bread, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Good.
Falco: Hands off my bread!
Shadow: Don't try me!
Fox: Please, don't Falco...
Hakkyou: Hmm...wanna get a drink?
Fox:...Are you old enough?
Hakkyou: I meant normal drinks...
Fox: Meh, why not?
Shadow: Oi! Hakkyou, be nice kid and bring me some vodka, would you?
Hakkyou: I AM OT A BUTLER!! I DON'T BUTTLE!!
Fox: Let's just go get some drinks...
Krystal: I'm gonna go to!
Shadow: HAHA! I HAVE THE BREAD!!
Falco: GET BACK HERE!!
The two run into a random corridor
Slippy: Hey guys!
Hakkyou: Go die, your fat and no one likes you. You're a disgrace to the entire team of Star Fox.
Slippy: Okay! See ya laaater!
Hakkyou: And you have to work woith him?!
Fox: Tell me about it
He is messaging his temples
Krystal: I think he watches me while I sleep...
Fox: Wait, you always say that people are gonna send in the questions- how do they even know what's going on?
Hakkyou: I set up some cameras when I walked in.
Fox: WHAT?! How is that even possible?!
Hakkyou: There must be at least 372...
Krystal: HE'S NOT LYING!! I SEE ONE NOW!!
Falco: GET BACK HERE WITH MY BREAD!!
Hakkyou throws a vase at him, which knocks him over.
Shadow: Yeash! The bread is mine!
Shadow eats the bread triumphantly
Fox: What about Falco?! Is he okay?!
Hakkyou: Perfectly fine, I set up a device around the perimeter of the house that makes it so you won't sustain injuries but you'll still feel it. And I can make it be more painful for people.
Shadow: OI!! THAT'S MY IDEA!!
Hakkyou: Do you really mind?
Shadow: YES!! I DO!!
Hakkyou: Rrrrgh, can't you let it slide just once?
Shadow: Hmph. Fine, I'll let you get away this time, but don't let it happen again!
Hakkyou: Kaaaaay!
Krystal: You're a cute little boy!
Hakkyou: I'M NOT CUTE GOD DAMMIT!! I'M NOT LITTLE EITHER!!RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Hakkyou starts throwing lit dynamite at Falco
Falco:Saywhat?!-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Hakkyou is drinking green tea with Fox, Krystal and Shadow. Slippy is undoubtedly round the corner watching Krystal, and Falco is recovering from the pain he felt but didn't really happen to him.
Hakkyou:(sip) I love tea, I really do!
Fox and Shadow are drinking coffee.
Shadow: That;s because you're a girly man...(sip)
Hakkyou: Oi! Mate, mate. Matey mate with mate on top and a side dish of MATE. I'm British- piss off.
Krystal: LANGUAGE!!
Hakkyou: What am I, some sort of prep child for you and Fox?
Fox and Krystal: Wh...what?!
Shadow: He'll do that sometimes...(sip)
Falco: Hands...off...my...Bread!
Hakkyou: ...Do you mind if I kill you?
I start beating up Falco with two conveniently placed tonfas.
Shadow: Well, seeing as though Hakkyou is busy, I'll see you lot off! Be sure to send all your questions, and check out my Q&A fic too, HINT HINT. KEEP IMPRESSING ME!!
Shadow does a thumbs up and smile at the camera
I really really really just need you guys to
send me questions, kay? I'll be your best
bud if you do, and give you chocolate,
and biscuits with jam on them, and toast,
and tea, etc. I'm Counting on you guys!
S'later.
