A\N: Nothing serious, just some monkey tricks.


The survey


- Suoh-san, what do you think of homosexuality?

- For the love of people I'm ready for any sacrifice! (blushes, but still smiles, surrounding himself with pointers saying 'The Great Altruist')


- Ootori-san, what do you think of homosexuality?

- No comments. (closes his laptop abruptly)


- Hitachiin-san, what do you think of homosexuality?

- My opinion mirrors Hikaru's point of view. (glances at the other twin ironically)

- Then… Hitachiin-san, what do you think of homosexuality?

- You should really ask my brother (shrugs his shoulders)

- Nevertheless, the two of you, what do you think of homosexuality?

- Guess! (in chorus)


- Morinozuka-san, what do you think of homosexuality?

- … (pauses)

* Ten minutes later*.

- Even If I do refuse to initiate a romantic relationship with any girl that doesn't necessarily imply that I do think about homosexuality.


- Haninozuka-san, what do you think of homosexuality?

- Cakes (bites into a kiss and grabs a napoleon next). That is the meaning for everything.


- Fujioka-kun, what do you think of homosexuality?

- I'm living with it. (darkly stares at her interlocutor, tracing out in fat letters 'Idiot')