AN: omg the new serieis is so good I gotta write more! Also damn it half the chpter got deleted ughh


Ladybug used her thing that gets rid of akoomas and de-evalises so everything wa back to normal as if the last story dident happen.

Marinette Dupain cheng wos secretly…. Une ladybig, miraculous etre heroique ne case de emergencies (I don't have French buttons on my keybard). She wos watching her troo love (she was stalker), Adrien. Adrein wos talkin to kagami… him totally cruh cos he thought SHE was une ladybug miruclous eter heroqiec en case de ugranc. Anyway. Miranette/ladybulge was totes JEALOUS. She wos gonna KILL kamgami. But she went to master fu vetinary clinic to ask for wise advice first. Master fu wos rly wise, he was like 200 years old cos he was a turtle or smthn lol.

When she got there she saw… chat noir.

"Oh hi ladybig I have the fleas so I gotta go to the vet lol."

"hi chat noir and master fu. I have a problem… my true love is in love wif some gurl called Kagami so I gotta kill her."

"Woah that's a bit extreme," said crap noir. "Who is your true love anyway?"

"Adrien Agreste!" she made dreamy eyes.

"o thtas awkward."

"why"

"I thought kagami was ladybug. Maybe you are and youre trying to throw me off!"

"don't be sill.y"

"please don't kill kaagmi shes my totes crush.. wait!"

":O" said Mat\rinente. "YOU'RE SHAT NOIR!?" ( i ment adrien oops i maked a mistake it's midnight ok i shud go to bed)

"nonnn"


Meenwhile whorekmoth wos in him eval lair, planning. He had already akumatised (like demon possessed idk)… a baby! Which is kinda messed up tbh. Anyway now he wos looking for moar babies to turn into evil. He wanted the miranculous of ladybug and chat noir so he cud grant he true wish… for him weird stalker to leave him alone. Him stalker was… Garbeil agreste. He wos totes in luv wif him and wudent leave him alone! He kept tryin to take photos of him in the shower so now hawkmoth had to shower in his hawkmoth outfit.

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Marinette wos stalk Adrien. Adrien… phoned the police! They came and arrested MArinette and she wos in jale. But she escaped because… lol not gonna sing it again. Sudden she… akuma!

"ladybug je suis le papillon. J'ai un problème – cette fille qui s'appelle marinette sui-. »
« "I don';t speak French!" said marinade/ladybig. "And I AM marinette. Oops I wsoent ment to tell hawkmoth that." But hawkmoth stalker wos in the same room as him so he was too busy shootin missiles at him. Then he realised… him stalker was hisself. He collapse on the floor, ded. "gambriel agreste are yiu ok?" ask him servant Nathalie.
"no disagreed hawkdmtoh. Im dead " "oh no," she phone the police but they were busy deal with another stalker creep. (marinette0 Sudden hawkmoth/gabriel came back to lfie to stalk hisself again. "Noo ugly bad fashion creep!" sed whoremoth/gabriel. Gabriel/porkmoth gasped. That was the most insulting insult. He bursted into teers. Nthalie dident know what to do. Her matser had gone mad.

ok back to ladybug, who was saving paris from the latest akooma victim… actually there wasent an akuma victim she wos just in her room playing her fav game, the Adrien dating simulator. She wos about to totes kiss Adrien in the game when he… Came into the room "Um what the hlel? Why are you playing a dating simunator of me? Tha's really creepy. And you have posters of me. And my schedule on your caldnear. Ok that's rl weird." "noo aidrien, cum back! I luv u!"

"I know but its unhealthy maroon." "Look I kill kagami for you!" she point to kagami corpse under her bed. "ok this is ruly crpy BYE" he went away