AN: This isn't really a crossover but more like a strange merging of disparate elements, not unlike a Cobb salad. Morrigan's ritual reminds me of Naruto's origin story. And this won't make any sense at all unless you've watched all of Naruto and played all of Dragon Age.
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Naruto was annoyed. The teacher his mother, Morrigan, had set him up with was a complete dork. He was never going to learn enough ninja skills to become the Hokage. That was his lifelong dream, and even though he was just a kid from the Wilds, and nobody thought much of him, he was going to find a way to become the leader of Ferelden.
His teacher said he was trying to teach him to channel his chakra, to walk on water, but all his teacher was really trying to do was look at women in their swimsuits. Ugh. Naruto thought he was stupid and he ran away.
There was a strange, white haired man lurking in the bushes near the ladies' pool. "What are you doing?" Naruto yelled, pointing at him. "Why are all grown ups such perverts! Ew!"
The pervy man protested, and said, "No, no, I'm doing research. For my book." And he pulled out a paperback book as evidence. The book said, "Make Out! by Aedan Cousland" on the cover.
"Aedan Cousland!" Naruto exclaimed. "Wow! You're the Hero of Ferelden, of the famous Three Wardens who stopped the Blight." The others were Riordan and the Hokage, Alistair. Alistair was his favorite, because he was Hokage, just like Naruto wanted to be. He frowned. "I didn't know you were such a pervert."
"Stop saying that!" Aedan said. "Listen, I'm glad I found you. I'm here to train you, and tell you what you are." Naruto was curious, and he listened. "You have two different kinds of chakra, did you know that? That's why you can't walk on water properly. You need to learn to use your other chakra."
"Why do I have two kinds of chakra?"
"Ah, well, when a man and a woman… uh, when a Warden kills a… nevermind." Aedan shook his head quickly. "Naruto, you have the soul of an Old God inside you. You have to learn to use it."
And then he grabbed Naruto and threw him off a cliff.
As he was falling, screaming, Naruto searched inside himself and found a dragon, locked behind bars in his mind. "Who are you?" Naruto asked. "What are you doing inside me?"
"I am Urthemiel," said the dragon. His voice was deep and ancient. "I was summoned by the darkspawn to ravage the world, but the Grey Wardens stopped me and now I am trapped here."
"You have to give me your chakra, or I will die," Naruto said.
The dragon scoffed, and said, "Maybe I want you to die." He turned around in his cage.
"But if I die, you die," Naruto said. His enthusiasm could be very persuasive.
The dragon sighed and relented. Naruto felt a surge of chakra, and he summoned a High Dragon and flew to safety.
When he landed, he found the pervy Warden and he told him, "That falling off a cliff part… was… awesome! Let's do it again!"
Aedan looked at him fondly. "Oh, Naruto," he mused affectionately. "You remind me of Alistair."
Naruto's eyes grew huge and watery. "The Hokage?" he said happily. He began to bounce around excitedly. "I remind you of the Hokage? How? Is it my ninja skills? I want to be Hokage someday, have I told you that?"
Aedan jumped. "No, no," he corrected himself quickly. He grabbed the exuberant boy by the shoulders. "Calm down! I just meant your hair." And he ruffled his pointy blond locks. "You… have the same hair."
