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"Aww fuck that hurt." A dumbass who just got shot with 50 cal rounds in the ways that would not instantly kill but cause immense pain in a hospital bed because he cannot keep his mouth shut

Reincarnation is a painful bitch to deal with especially when you are the jinchurri of Shukaku in the new life yup I'm now Garra from Naruto. I'm gonna have to have some big mother fucking shitstorms to deal with with. My name is Daniel and this is the story of the world of Naruto with me in it as Garra

6 years old(I am just guessing here)

"Hello Garra how are you today?" Yashamaru asks

"Good how are you uncle." Garra replies

"Good." Yashamaru replies

"I want to go to Konohagakure today can you talk the old man into that?" Garra begs his uncle

"I'll try to but no promises." Yashamaru says sad that Rasa would try to make him kill Gaara at some point

"Ok tell him I will get some friends if I do go and they will be very powerful people in the future most likely because I'm a good judge of potential." Garra says covering up his slip up smoothly or so he thinks

"Ok nephew I will tell him that you want to go." Yashamaru says wary of what his nephew knows from his slip up

"But how do you know that they are going to be powerful?"

"Aww fuck I knew you would catch that slip up ok I'll tell you when we are at Konohagakure ok I promise." Garra says truthfully

"No you are going to tell me now because i am concerned how you could know the future, You have seen the future haven't you?" Yashamaru says hoping that it was not true and hoping it was at the same time

"Not exactly but essentially I have." Garra replies

"What do you mean?" Yashamaru asks confused

"I was born in a different universe before I was born as Garra and my original name was Daniel I was born in a universe that in it you and everyone else was a character in a manga which is essentially a picture book for non children." Garra/Daniel replies wary of his uncle of this universe

"Care to repeat that for me in simpler terms?" Yashamaru said slightly confused by the definition

"Y'all were a book." Garra/Daniel said flatly

"Ok." Yashamaru says

"Oh and if the kazekage asks you to tell me mom hated me tell him I said I know the bane of paperwork and that that is bullshit." Garra says making Yashamaru's eyes go wider than plates(literally they were bigger than plates)

"You should get that looked at." Garra laughs at his uncle

"Oh shut it you little rascal." Yashamaru jokes ruffling Garra's hair

"Hey you would do the same if you had the trash panda in your stomach." Garra defends his well kept hair and disses the Shukaku

"TRASH PANDA YOU LITTLE BRAT IM GONA KILL YOU FOR THAT COMMENT!" Shukaku yells at Garra causing said junctūriki to wince

"I take it he didn't like that from that wince." Yashamaru says feeling bad about the coming days for himself and Gaara

[2 days later]

"Yay!!!!" Garra said while thinking I'm in Naruto's village finally

"Stop it son." Rasa says while griping in his head about his youngest son making the kid mad at him

"I'm not going to tell you the answer to paperwork then if you keep that grouchy old man act up." Gaara said with balls of steel to his father

"No please help me defeat the biggest enemy ever known to man please." Rasa begs Gaara

"Jubi was and always will be a bigger threat than that." Gaara says flatly confusing his father

"Why does everyone hate me?" A young girl with whiskers and blue eyes and red hair ponytails says passing by a stunned Gaara

Nope nope nope not letting her out of my sight anytime soon Gaara thinks to himself about this unprecedented change

"Hi there." Garra says

"What's your name?" He asks

"Narkuo Uzumaki." She says while wondering who this was talking to her with respect in this village

"Nice name you look beautiful you know that." Gaara says surprising Narkuo

"Thank you no one ever has said that to me before." Narkuo says with tears in her eyes

"I'm sorry for that may I kick your parents asses until the heat death of the universe?" Gaara asks knowing what she would say would kill his ability to not stay here with her

"I don't have any parents. They died when the kyubii attacked the village" Narkuo says

"More like they died saving it." Gaara mumbles quietly enough no one could hear even if they were an inzuka hound

"Son you can stay here while I talk to the hokage about this bullshit." Rasa says

"Dad you have to stay here and make sure no one harms this girl or I will go on a killing spree of mainly civilians ok." Garra said with a serious tone and look at his father who understood this was one thing he couldn't ask about like some other very sensitive topics

"Ok work your magic." Rasa said defeated

"Oh and I wasn't going to stay here anyways old man." Gaara laughed the whole way to the hokage's office and was able to enter the office and said

"I want to kick your ass Hiruzen Sarutobi did you know that I know what has happened to Narkuo over her ENTIRE life up til now she was kicked out of a orphanage slept under a bridge has been beaten and many other things and I would think that your village doesn't know the difference between a kunai and a sealing scroll holding one fucking dumbasses that lot harming the kid because she was chosen for one of the most dangerous tasks known to mankind called being a jinctūriki for Kurama and that's the foxes name oh and can the Anbu leave I have VERY VERY TOP SECRET SHIT I NEED TO TELL THE HOKAGE RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW please?" Gaara says using the sand to form a likeness of Shukaku for said beast to appear in

The hokage nods recognizing the structure

"What do you want?" The hokage says releasing a high amount of killing intent

"I'm Rasa's youngest kid I'm the jinctūriki for Shukaku I want to be able to see the sealed scroll that has shadow clones in it to teach Narkuo a few things with it including the Rasengan." Gaara says hopeful for this worlds Hiruzen being able to live

"Why do you want to see that scroll and how do you know about it?" Hiruzen asks suspicious

"Because I want to help kill people who want to harm Narkuo." Gaara says

"Oh and I'll teach the path of paperwork killing powers to you as a payment." Gaara says manipulatively

"Ok!" The hokage happily replied getting out the scroll and teaching shadow clones to the child

"Shadow clones and more assistants with it to help you." Gaara says making Hiruzen want to hit his head on a wall for being stupid

"Don't worry you aren't the only one." Gaara laughs making Shukaku go back to dust particles while leaving but not before asking

"Hey old dude hokage can I live with Narkuo here in Konohagakure?"

"Yes Narkuo has a brother called Naruto." Hiruzen says to his savior

"Time to go to pops I guess." Gaara mumbles to himself

"Naruto, Narkuo!!!!!!" Someone Who Garra expected to be an Anbu or something like that from this village yelled

"Shut the fuck up assholes." Gaara says pissed off that no one would be nice to his new friend who is on top of everything else is a girl (no offense just girls have bigger targets on their backs than boys do usually when it comes to rapists and the such) which made Gaara so mad it created a system out of nothing

[system created]

-Hp

-chakra

-stamina

-jutsu

-shop

-inventory(infinite space)

-relationships

-weapon creation skill

-molecular manipulation

-hud

-loot crate shop

-quest system

Protect Naruto and Narkuo for a year (main questline)

Reach another world (secondary main questline)

"Oh y'all bitches fucked if your want to hurt Narkuo because I'm her friend." Gaara says causing the anger to turn to eagerness of harming those who wish to harm his friend

[1hr later]

"Oh you were looking for them sorry for the broken arms and legs." Garra laughs weakly making splints with sand

That's all folks for this chapter that's a good place to leave on right guys I am planning a lot for Garra/Narkuo/Hinata relationship on this and I will start to do things with just this and forget the first two fan fictions existed for a bit

The systems are made from great pain or anger and the such for reborn or their friends