A/N This is a random drabble that I found in my English Journal while cleaning my room today. My mother, the fabulous Annie Rose, thought it fit pretty well with Dramione. So here it is. I don't own Harry Potter.
"Draco! I'm going to Diagon Alley. Want anything?"
"Three lengths of various sized twine, a banana, a mountain goat of the purple persuasion and five baseballs!"
"What? Why do you want them?"
"I'm planning to steal the crown jewels!"
"With a banana, a goat and some baseballs?"
"Don't forget the twine! Oh! And a pink elephant!"
"Alriiiight."
