A/N This is a random drabble that I found in my English Journal while cleaning my room today. My mother, the fabulous Annie Rose, thought it fit pretty well with Dramione. So here it is. I don't own Harry Potter.

"Draco! I'm going to Diagon Alley. Want anything?"

"Three lengths of various sized twine, a banana, a mountain goat of the purple persuasion and five baseballs!"

"What? Why do you want them?"

"I'm planning to steal the crown jewels!"

"With a banana, a goat and some baseballs?"

"Don't forget the twine! Oh! And a pink elephant!"

"Alriiiight."