None of these characters are mine. Bla bla....What happens when I get bored.....

~~~~~The confessional of Harry Potter~~~~~~

------Hermione's Confession--------

Hermione- Forgive father for I have sinned. Its been *looks at watch* 10 minutes since my last confession.

Father- Yes?

Hermione- I think I'm having impure thoughts for Professor Snape!!

Father- ......next *meeps*

---------Malfloy's Confession-------------

Malfloy- Well, last night....me and Potter did something that involved my wand, chocolate sauce, and -

Father- *coughs* Well how did you feel about it?

Malfloy- To tell the truth, it was quite fun watching him tied to the bed.

Father- O.O


---------Dumbledors Confession------------

Dumbledoor- Im just so stressed and and...I have a terrible secret.....

Father- All is safe here.

Dumbledoor- Ahh!! IM THE HEIR OF SLYTHERINE THERE I SAID IT ARE YOU HAPPY!!!???

Father- Woah, thats some honking secret if I was you I would run out the door and jump out the church window.

Dumbledoor- .........

Father- Ekk!! Hypotheticly speaking of course!!

Dubledoor- GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!! *jumps out window*

Father- *whistles and sweeps away broken glace* Next?


-------------Hagrid's Confession---------------

Hagrid- It was jus' a joke!! A lil' joke tats' all!!!

Father- What did you do???

Hagrid- When I was drunk last night I set some Hippogriffs lose in Hogwarts....rabid Hippogriffs.

*blood curtailing screams come from castle*

Father- Phyco....next!!


----------Fred's Confession-----------

Fred- Forgive father for I have sinned. Its been .....3 minutes since my last confession.

Father- What now?

Fred- Well you know how I'm not sappost to set cherry bombs on toilet seats anymore.

*explosions herd in the bathroom*

Random Voice- Its the end of the world as we know it....

Father- I love my job.

------------------Ron's Confession--------------------

Ron- Forgive father for I have sinned...I ... I think I....

Father- If your going to tell us that you have impure thoughts about Harry...we already know.

Ron- Y...you do?

Father- Oh yes.

------------Snape's Conffesion----------------

Snape- I enjoy dressing in cheerleading outfits and singing camp songs.

Father- Again...I love my job.


------------Nevele's Confession-------------

Nevel- Im just sick of being ignored!! So I played a joke. And a good joke it was to!! Bwahahahaha!!

Father- What did you do?

Nevel- I put pink die in the Hogwarts water pipes.

Father- I thought my glass of water looked odd.....


-------------Crookshanks Confession----------------

Crookshanks- Meow Meow Meow...Meow Meow Meow

Father- Dear the burning sensation is completely normal, even if it towards an owl.

Crookshanks- Meow Meow Meow!!!

Father- O.O I question your owner.....

Hermione- Crookshanks, what are you telling him????


------------Crab's Confession-----------

Crab- So then I say, give me your lunch money or else and-

Father- Holy father help me


-------------Fat Picture Lady--------------

Fat Picture Lady- Forgive father for I have-

Father- AHHH A TALKING PICTURE!!! *pulles out a 67 callibure* BACK FROM HELL FROM WITCH YOU CAME!!!

*BANG*

Father- *dusts off hands* Next!!


-------------Harry's confession--------------

Harry- Well what Malfloy did to me with his wand....I very much liked it. Especially the chocolate sauce it was yummy!!!

Father- *grabs hat and walks out of the confessional towards the broken window* GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!

*KERSPLAT*

----------------The End-----------------

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