None of these characters are mine. Bla bla....What happens when I get bored.....
~~~~~The confessional of Harry Potter~~~~~~
------Hermione's Confession--------
Hermione- Forgive father for I have sinned. Its been *looks at watch* 10 minutes since my last confession.
Father- Yes?
Hermione- I think I'm having impure thoughts for Professor Snape!!
Father- ......next *meeps*
---------Malfloy's Confession-------------
Malfloy- Well, last night....me and Potter did something that involved my wand, chocolate sauce, and -
Father- *coughs* Well how did you feel about it?
Malfloy- To tell the truth, it was quite fun watching him tied to the bed.
Father- O.O
---------Dumbledors Confession------------
Dumbledoor- Im just so stressed and and...I have a terrible secret.....
Father- All is safe here.
Dumbledoor- Ahh!! IM THE HEIR OF SLYTHERINE THERE I SAID IT ARE YOU HAPPY!!!???
Father- Woah, thats some honking secret if I was you I would run out the door and jump out the church window.
Dumbledoor- .........
Father- Ekk!! Hypotheticly speaking of course!!
Dubledoor- GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!! *jumps out window*
Father- *whistles and sweeps away broken glace* Next?
-------------Hagrid's Confession---------------
Hagrid- It was jus' a joke!! A lil' joke tats' all!!!
Father- What did you do???
Hagrid- When I was drunk last night I set some Hippogriffs lose in Hogwarts....rabid Hippogriffs.
*blood curtailing screams come from castle*
Father- Phyco....next!!
----------Fred's Confession-----------
Fred- Forgive father for I have sinned. Its been .....3 minutes since my last confession.
Father- What now?
Fred- Well you know how I'm not sappost to set cherry bombs on toilet seats anymore.
*explosions herd in the bathroom*
Random Voice- Its the end of the world as we know it....
Father- I love my job.
------------------Ron's Confession--------------------
Ron- Forgive father for I have sinned...I ... I think I....
Father- If your going to tell us that you have impure thoughts about Harry...we already know.
Ron- Y...you do?
Father- Oh yes.
------------Snape's Conffesion----------------
Snape- I enjoy dressing in cheerleading outfits and singing camp songs.
Father- Again...I love my job.
------------Nevele's Confession-------------
Nevel- Im just sick of being ignored!! So I played a joke. And a good joke it was to!! Bwahahahaha!!
Father- What did you do?
Nevel- I put pink die in the Hogwarts water pipes.
Father- I thought my glass of water looked odd.....
-------------Crookshanks Confession----------------
Crookshanks- Meow Meow Meow...Meow Meow Meow
Father- Dear the burning sensation is completely normal, even if it towards an owl.
Crookshanks- Meow Meow Meow!!!
Father- O.O I question your owner.....
Hermione- Crookshanks, what are you telling him????
------------Crab's Confession-----------
Crab- So then I say, give me your lunch money or else and-
Father- Holy father help me
-------------Fat Picture Lady--------------
Fat Picture Lady- Forgive father for I have-
Father- AHHH A TALKING PICTURE!!! *pulles out a 67 callibure* BACK FROM HELL FROM WITCH YOU CAME!!!
*BANG*
Father- *dusts off hands* Next!!
-------------Harry's confession--------------
Harry- Well what Malfloy did to me with his wand....I very much liked it. Especially the chocolate sauce it was yummy!!!
Father- *grabs hat and walks out of the confessional towards the broken window* GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!
*KERSPLAT*
----------------The End-----------------
How'd you like it??? R&R...no I am not on anything ...^^
~~~~~The confessional of Harry Potter~~~~~~
------Hermione's Confession--------
Hermione- Forgive father for I have sinned. Its been *looks at watch* 10 minutes since my last confession.
Father- Yes?
Hermione- I think I'm having impure thoughts for Professor Snape!!
Father- ......next *meeps*
---------Malfloy's Confession-------------
Malfloy- Well, last night....me and Potter did something that involved my wand, chocolate sauce, and -
Father- *coughs* Well how did you feel about it?
Malfloy- To tell the truth, it was quite fun watching him tied to the bed.
Father- O.O
---------Dumbledors Confession------------
Dumbledoor- Im just so stressed and and...I have a terrible secret.....
Father- All is safe here.
Dumbledoor- Ahh!! IM THE HEIR OF SLYTHERINE THERE I SAID IT ARE YOU HAPPY!!!???
Father- Woah, thats some honking secret if I was you I would run out the door and jump out the church window.
Dumbledoor- .........
Father- Ekk!! Hypotheticly speaking of course!!
Dubledoor- GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!! *jumps out window*
Father- *whistles and sweeps away broken glace* Next?
-------------Hagrid's Confession---------------
Hagrid- It was jus' a joke!! A lil' joke tats' all!!!
Father- What did you do???
Hagrid- When I was drunk last night I set some Hippogriffs lose in Hogwarts....rabid Hippogriffs.
*blood curtailing screams come from castle*
Father- Phyco....next!!
----------Fred's Confession-----------
Fred- Forgive father for I have sinned. Its been .....3 minutes since my last confession.
Father- What now?
Fred- Well you know how I'm not sappost to set cherry bombs on toilet seats anymore.
*explosions herd in the bathroom*
Random Voice- Its the end of the world as we know it....
Father- I love my job.
------------------Ron's Confession--------------------
Ron- Forgive father for I have sinned...I ... I think I....
Father- If your going to tell us that you have impure thoughts about Harry...we already know.
Ron- Y...you do?
Father- Oh yes.
------------Snape's Conffesion----------------
Snape- I enjoy dressing in cheerleading outfits and singing camp songs.
Father- Again...I love my job.
------------Nevele's Confession-------------
Nevel- Im just sick of being ignored!! So I played a joke. And a good joke it was to!! Bwahahahaha!!
Father- What did you do?
Nevel- I put pink die in the Hogwarts water pipes.
Father- I thought my glass of water looked odd.....
-------------Crookshanks Confession----------------
Crookshanks- Meow Meow Meow...Meow Meow Meow
Father- Dear the burning sensation is completely normal, even if it towards an owl.
Crookshanks- Meow Meow Meow!!!
Father- O.O I question your owner.....
Hermione- Crookshanks, what are you telling him????
------------Crab's Confession-----------
Crab- So then I say, give me your lunch money or else and-
Father- Holy father help me
-------------Fat Picture Lady--------------
Fat Picture Lady- Forgive father for I have-
Father- AHHH A TALKING PICTURE!!! *pulles out a 67 callibure* BACK FROM HELL FROM WITCH YOU CAME!!!
*BANG*
Father- *dusts off hands* Next!!
-------------Harry's confession--------------
Harry- Well what Malfloy did to me with his wand....I very much liked it. Especially the chocolate sauce it was yummy!!!
Father- *grabs hat and walks out of the confessional towards the broken window* GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!
*KERSPLAT*
----------------The End-----------------
How'd you like it??? R&R...no I am not on anything ...^^
