Twas a dark and stormy night and Lindsay came home sopping wet from her piano lesson. Lindsay shook and shook and shook the water off her favourite purple prada suit and Bobby came running from the living room where he had been vacuuming to scold her for getting water everywhere. She fell to her knees to kiss his bared toes but on her way down to his toes, she realised another part of his body required attention. Not that she cared - cause he wasn't her husband or anything he was just the cleaning boy who she married too make him feel better about himself and he needed a green card. So Lindsay bought some cards from teh store and spent the day painting them green. She didn't know why but hell he liked the color green anyway. Lindsay looked up nervously and said, bobby my was-to-be illegal immigrant husband, "I have something to tell you."

"uh oh" says bobby the was to be illegal immigrant husband. "What is it Lisa...I mean...Linda...I mean, honey"

"LINDSAY The name is Lindsay you doofus" she sighs. "Well I haven't been completely honest with u

"About what?" Bobby asks disinterestedly

"I'm secretly married to fox mulder...."

Bobby gasped "You married Fox! But we met and married in holland where homosexual marriage is legal! Honeeeeey he was MY toy boy!"

"Fine this makes me and dana's plan to run off together less painful for you," Lindsay replied triumphantly.

The end