A/N: So…finally I've made up my mind….with 4 x-over at once o_O? Yeah it might be crazy and weird and….unique? Anyway, I love to observe and create new things ^^! Hope that someone will accept this….I wrote this a long time ago so it's a really rush. Next chapter (if I can make it until then) will be longer, I promise.

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-Well?-Eragon raised his voice-This is it! End up sitting in a cold cell of OUR enemies...

-At least we had a chance to meet each other...Hi I'm Robin nice to meet you!-The Boy-Wonder attempted to shake hands with Eragon.

-Why me?...-Eragon sighed, but suddenly looked up. Another victim...

A silver hair boy was thrown in, and once again the door closed with a not-very-pleasant-sound.

-Ouch!

Eragon had a chance to observe the new cell-mate. With a pair of freaking cute blue eyes and hair that shone brightly in the sun, it was not hard to recognize the Prince of Slytherin- Draco Malfoy.

-What are you looking at, Muggle?-Draco spatted at the presence of the Rider.

-Who are you calling Muggle, eh? That Harry of yours drove me mad and now you? What kind of wizard that using magic without losing power and waving a stupid wand like a 3-year-old child? - Eragon had completely lost his control.

-At least the number of people reading Harry Potter is WAY higher than Inheritance Cycle.-Draco said, in an unusual icy tone that sent thrill down your spine. *Pissed off*...

-You little...

-STOP!-Robin yelled-THAT is exactly what they want from us. They want us weaken each other! So can you guys SHUT UP?

-I'm not the one, Harry is! -Draco blinked.

-Voldemort can't put Harry in there 'cause he does not want a guy got himself killed.

-So?

-Brain storm, guys! If he put Harry in there with Eragon, they would kill each other!

-Of course...-Eragon snorted.-But I'm not so sure that I can get along with this silver-head...

-We must.-Draco mumbled.-To endure or to rot.

Then, in front of the boys' wide eyes, Draco found himself a nice corner and began torturing a scary little rat.

Soon, there was nothing to do and the three heroes drifted off to sleep.

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It was still very early in the morning that Eragon woke up screaming. Once again, the nightmare haunted him.

Looking around the room in searched of someone to sleep with, Eragon found Draco.

The silver-hair...

Looking at him...

Smirking...

-It's 3 in the morn, Malfoy.-Eragon choked, looked at Robin who was still snoring.

-I can't sleep either.-Draco pretended to sigh.-Those words you've mumbled didn't sound pleasant at all.

-What words?

-Ah, sounded like a name. Well...it was like...Murtagh, please, stop it! or rather Don't make me! Am I right?

In a moment Eragon froze. He was in DEEP SHIT...

And he wished he could be a tiny little piece of sand or rather invisible since he realized that ROBIN was listening, too.

-What do they mean, O mighty Rider?-Draco grinned in an extremely evil way.

Eragon's face suddenly turned red. He didn't want this boy to cornered him like a helpless rat.

-Oh well you think I don't know what the heck have you and Harry done even before year II, don't you?

And this time, MALFOY himself froze.

-What have you done, Draco?-Robin asked, innocently.

-GO AND HAVE FUN WITH SLADE YOU BASTARD!-Draco hissed.

-WHAT? Don't you dare...

And, well, ya know, these three boys really weren't straight...Don't mess up with them, will you?

They kept kicking and screaming and yelling at each other until Robin gave up. NOT all of them, though.

Eragon: Mushroom head!

Draco: Tofu brain!

Eragon: Hippogriff-hater!

Draco: Tree-hugger!

Eragon: Wizard!

Draco: Dragon Rider!

Eragon: Antagonist!

Draco: Protagonist!

Eragon: DRACO MALFOY!

Draco: ERAGON SHADESLAYER!

Robin: Well I don't think Draco and Eragon are the words for insulting at all...

Draco and Eragon: SHUT UP!

-Well at least you're a gay.-Draco smirked.

-No I'm not!-Eragon protested.

-Yes you are!

-No I'm not!

-Yes!

-No!

-Yes!

-No!

-Yes!

-No!

-No...-Draco grinned evilly.

-Yes!-Eragon shouted back, but gave a double take after he realized that he has been TRICKED.

-Mwahahaah you said it!

-You're a meanie!-Eragon screamed, ran around the room crying, leaving the laughing-uncontrollably Draco behind.

And our hero Robin sighed sadly at the crying Eragon and the laughing Draco. This was the worst day of his life...

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A/N: Please review! Eddie Cullen will show up soon =.= Tell me that can I do this? Or I'll be banned?