Max-....aren't random Ideas the best ones!!!!!!!

Ivan- What even inspired you to do this?

Garet-yeah I mean come on!!
Isaac-this has to be one of the most idiotic-

Piers-Randomly stupid-

Felix-Uncalled for fic!

Max-wow.......now I know I'm going to do this!

Edward Alric-......why are we included in this

Alphonse Alric-I agree with my brother on this one.........

Max-Not just you two, but MANY MANY MORE!!!!!

Alchemy Universe

Disclaimer-Max does not own Golden sun or anything else thats not mine mentioned here. Credit goes to their companies.


Now you may wonder how any of this started........because you don't KNOW anything about any of this, so any of this statement right now would be confusing, therefore I've just made a confusing statement, Therefor you may or may not be confused! ANYWAY, thats not the point. This just means after you've read this chapter you should come to this statement and just read it over and over.

One day a horrible event happened. Kraden called a mandatory meeting. "OH NO!" yelled Isaac, bursting onto the plaza. "A horrible event has happened, Kraden called a mandatory meeting. Those gathered at the Plaza, involved in this statement suddenly got the feeling they had no stomach. Now you may wonder who is involved to this statement. That would of course be Garet, Ivan, Mia, Felix, Jenna, Sheba, and Piers. Not Bob the butterfly though, and he's just fine with that, but nevermind. Anyway, to get on wi- "How did you find out about this Isaac?" said Sheba, randomly interupting the authors re-intro. Isaac thought about this for a moment before replying "Internet."

"How did you get the internet?" asked Jenna

"Plot hole"

"...........Oh"

"NO way!"

This was everyone's first reaction. It had taken a bit of convincing to get everyone there, or in other words, had taken alot of Kradens blackmail through the infamous, portable plot hole, including objects such as: Garets blackened teddy bear, Ivan's secret of getting fangirls, and Jenna's secret almond hating society. Don't ask about that unless you hate almonds. Now they were all gathered at Kradens little cottage, packed like perverbial sardines, not to be mistaken with perverted sardines, because that just doesn't make any sense.

"You may all wonder why I gathered you here...."

"We're actually wondering how that blackmail actually worked."

"Shut up Ivan, now, I've decided that there are actually many different universes that include alchemy. Well all of them include alchemy, some more than others. I want to see how these universes use alchemy differently than psyenergy, and since I'm lazy in universe hopping you will take my place. Now I have created a machine that utilizes all of the effects of the golden sun so..."

SIX HOURS LATER

"IN other words, you'll get to any universe I send you too!"

Kraden turned around to find all eight of his blackmail-ees draped over each other asleep. Kraden cleared his throat loudly in a very snobbish way." When that didn't work he kicked them all in the side until they woke up.

"Prepare yourselves, because your first trip is to where alchemy is used for a government, and they must use some kind of symbol, I'm not sure, but it is highly amplified compared to psyenergy.........SO HOP TO IT. Get ready to go, prepare what you need, weapons, armor, equipment, ectera. Be ready to go BRIGHT AND EARLY!"

"What if we refuse?" questioned Jenna.

"I shall notify the almonds Jenna."

".................Well this sounds fun!"


Heh, this is kinda random, And since this is a prologue I'll tell you where they're going first. They'll be heading for the Fullmetal Alchemist anime. I'll leave a hint at the end of each chapter of where the crew is going next. Next chapter expect a lot of jokes about Ivan and Edward Elric looking the same. Ciao! (Shiggity shiggity shwaa all!)